Make us LOL and you could win tickets

27 March 2012 - 7:21pm

Make us LOL and you could win tickets

Today was a big day for these fellas ...

What are they saying?

... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.

Dummies? I think not!

To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?

Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.

But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?

It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.

Here's what to do:

1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.

* ... and we're no dummies!

 

Tagging: 
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Comments

Comments

I hope the three guys behind us know what they are doing!!

Submitted by Ambria Smith on 31 March 2012 - 11:09am.

Oh my I think the Raven Just got the best of us. Lets go again!!!

Submitted by Patrick Kaufman on 27 March 2012 - 7:47pm.

I thought there was a dress code around here, hide if you see Mrs. Koch.

Submitted by Kristina dalton on 27 March 2012 - 7:47pm.

I told you we had the coaster set way too fast.

Submitted by Rob Martin on 27 March 2012 - 7:47pm.

We already lost our arms last time around. What's the difference if we do it one more time?

Submitted by Drew Berling on 27 March 2012 - 7:48pm.

Hey guys I got a joke; What do you get when you have four armless people test a new roll coaster for 2012? A much of Dummies

Submitted by Rachael on 27 March 2012 - 7:49pm.

I guess you could say they were....Speechless!

Submitted by mark sims on 27 March 2012 - 7:49pm.

Dude! I hear they're going to upgrade to Timberliner dummies later this summer!

Submitted by Eric Bolstridge on 27 March 2012 - 7:50pm.

Psst...hey Carl, don't look now but your hair is gone

Submitted by Courtney Clarke on 27 March 2012 - 7:51pm.

Dummy (leaning): Please tell me I'm not the only one who needs to change their underwear after that sharp turn on the lake....

Submitted by Kami Schmitt on 27 March 2012 - 7:51pm.

Maybe they should think about trimming those trees a little bit before they send us out there...

Submitted by Josh Batts on 27 March 2012 - 7:52pm.

I can't believe we have the ride all to ourselves! My twin brother is gonna be so jealous!

Submitted by nannerdw on 27 March 2012 - 7:53pm.

Don't forget to leave any loose items you wish to keep in the station so the Raven won't steal them.

Submitted by Whitney Tarr on 27 March 2012 - 7:53pm.

"Look Mom, No Hands"!
"Look Son, No Arms or Hands"!
Winning!

Submitted by Ragina Poling on 27 March 2012 - 7:54pm.

It wasn't me. Talk to Cabbage Cathy up there.

Submitted by Joan Owens on 27 March 2012 - 7:54pm.

This ride really knocks your socks off............and everything else :/ :D

Submitted by Whitney Tarr on 27 March 2012 - 7:55pm.

"And they are calling US dummies?... They just told us to keep our arms inside the ride at all times!"

Submitted by Jessica Shelton on 27 March 2012 - 7:56pm.

Sorry about this but you were warned this ride would scare the skin off ya.

Submitted by Kevin Basile on 27 March 2012 - 7:57pm.

Check it out! No shirt, no shoes, (no arms), NO PROBLEM! Let's Ride!

Submitted by Jennifer on 27 March 2012 - 7:57pm.

Hey man.....you look like you saw a ghost !!

Submitted by TAMMY BAUCOM on 27 March 2012 - 7:58pm.

Hey! Is that plastic pee in the seat?

Submitted by floridachap on 27 March 2012 - 7:59pm.

D1 - Glad that's over. Can you help me with my seat belt?
D2 - Oh you're a real comedian. I was just going to ask you the same thing!

Submitted by Joe on 27 March 2012 - 7:59pm.

I told you this gig would be way more fun than working for that car manufacturer!!!

Submitted by DeWayne Towe on 27 March 2012 - 7:59pm.

Shhh. Don't tell anyone, but I think that ride made me spring a leak...

Submitted by DeWayne Towe on 27 March 2012 - 8:01pm.

Did you see the look on their faces!

Submitted by Darwin on 27 March 2012 - 8:01pm.

Dummy 1: "Hey Spin, wasn't that a good ride?"
Dummy 2: "Yo Slick, I don't think you need to lean over *quite* that far..."
Dummy 1: "Well, Spin, only a dummy would have eaten before that ride... oh wait, we ARE dummies!"

Submitted by BJ Wanlund on 27 March 2012 - 8:02pm.

"Wow! That sure beats modeling lingerie at the mall."

Submitted by Mary Bennington on 27 March 2012 - 8:03pm.

Hold on dummies! oh wait that may be a little difficult!!

Submitted by Pam on 27 March 2012 - 8:05pm.

It cost me an arm and leg just to ride the Raven!
Oh wait, make that two arms and two legs, but it was worth it!!

Submitted by Ragina Poling on 27 March 2012 - 8:06pm.

Why is that man back there starring at us and why are we being photographed? Is there something going on that I dont know about? Im getting skeeeered!

Submitted by christy f on 27 March 2012 - 8:07pm.

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