Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
Dude they got u on camera
Dude they got u on camera screaming no point on looking cool now :)
Dummy Dialogue
Well, guess we won't be "Tebowing" anymore!
contest
HOLD ON DUMMIES!! Oh wait that may be a little difficult!!
Crash Dummies
"Loss of limbs" wasn't on the ride warning board!
That was awesome!
"Hey Dude, were you scared?"
"Nope."
"Then why are you white as a ghost then?!"
That was a great ride. I got
That was a great ride. I got to hand it to you.
Buster
You know, I hear that guy from MythBusters makes $1.5m per episode...why are we here again?
contest
The dad dummy is asking the kid dummy what to do if she is lost in the park. The kid dummy says "find a holiday world employee". The dad dummy says " how do you know if someone is a holiday world employee"? The kid dummy says "they have a broom in their hands". This is an actual conversation we had with our daughter last summer and we still laugh about it.
Air Time!
"Dude, that was some MAJOR air time..."
THAT WAS AWESOME! HIGH FIVE!
THAT WAS AWESOME! HIGH FIVE!...Oh wait...You can't hear me; you don't have ears.
Dummy Dialogue
D1"I put my hands in the air and say hey yo....oh wait a minute. "
D2 " I think that's what we all tried, no wonder that sign said keep hands and arms inside"
D1 " wicked good time anyway"
Dummy Dialogue
"I ain't no dummy, that was an awesome ride!"
Dummy Dialogue
Hey guys! Maybe if we just keep still and blend in they might let us ride again!! Then we can figure out where our arms went!
I can't feel my arms... WOOOO
I can't feel my arms... WOOOO AGAIN!!!
Dummies
Those 3 guys behind us just called us dummies.Atlest we get to ride this awesome,rollercoater before anyone else does this year.
Dummy Day at the Park
"Thanks a lot Steve-O... That will be the LAST time I listen to you! They tell you to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times for a REASON!!"
Hope this makes you LOL
1st dummy to all other dummies: "This happens every year! I'm going to Splashin Safari!"
Dummies Comment
"Did the ride mess up my hair?"
dummy funny
Male dummy: You know my brother's wife's sister's cousin's nephew works here at the park and I can get you free soda and sunscreen?
Female dummy: You big dummy everyone gets it free
Apparently they didn't read
Apparently they didn't read the sign. No Shoes, No arms, No Service.
Dummies
Those 3 guys behind us just called us dummies.Atlest we get to ride this awesome,rollercoater before anyone else does this year.
Hope this makes you LOL
1st dummy says to all other dummies: "This happens every year! When we will learn our lesson and just stay in Splashin Safari?"
Dummy Dialogue
"Psst, is this the open call for JFK?"
Dummy Dialogue
Yeah, this job is just temporary. I've got bigger aspirations.....like a front office Holiday World job!
Scary Ride
"hey, do you think those two guys in front of us are still alive? I can't see their faces."
Dummy Wife to Dummy Husband...
"Did you tip him for putting our safety bar down?"
If I had known this was going
If I had known this was going to be a Facebook moment I would have put on my best duckface!
How did you get this job? I
How did you get this job? I had to work my way from the bottom up! I used to be a Holiday World plastic toilet seat!!
I've heard of the expression...
I know they said break a leg when we left, but man I think they got it backwards!
Dummy Title
Best Mannequin Job since Kim Cattrall
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