Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
Rollercoaster Dummies
Seriously dude... Did you really just say Group Hug?
Dummy Talk
Dummy 1: You need arms!
Dummy 2: Why is that?
Dummy 1: I was scared needed you to hold on to me.
Dummy 2: Dummies don't have arms dummy!
arms
What a bunch of dummies, ridden a roercoster with no hands
"OMG..... I think I peed my
"OMG..... I think I peed my pants!!"
"What pants?"
Dummy Dialogue
"Look Ma! No hands!...or anything else for that matter"
Just because they call us
Just because they call us "dummies" didn't mean we had to raise our hands and let the fast ride rip our arms off!
Dummy talk
"leaning dummy addressing his buddies"....I told you this coaster was awesome...too bad you all wanted to go to that other park in Ohio first that cost us both arms and legs...and that was just to park our car!
I thought you told me all I
I thought you told me all I would have to do is stand in the store window and smile, this is not what I signed up for...and on top of that, where are the nice clothes you promised too?!
dummy dailogue
Give us arms - we hold them high !!!-There no Raven that shall makes us Wail !!!!
Dummy train
"Uhhh.....guys.....at what point during the ride did we lose our Holiday World single rider t-shirts?"
You look like you've seen a
You look like you've seen a ghost! Just sayin'!
Sit Upright, Hold on tight,
Sit Upright, Hold on tight, and Enjoy You're flight on The Raven.
L.O.L. Hold on tight to what? I have no Arms!!!
Dummy 1: I gotta tell you,
Dummy 1: I gotta tell you, Bill, I am a lot better at this job than my last one.
Dummy 2: What was your last job?
Dummy 1: I used to test drive cars. I crashed every single one.
Dummy 1: You know guys, we
Dummy 1: You know guys, we should get some of that free sunscreen. As pale as we all are, we're gonna get sunburned.
"Come fly with me!"
"Come fly with me!"
Dummy dialogue
"Ohhh, I wish they'd hurry! I gotta tinkle!!"
Dummy Dialogue
"No hands on the Raven, next they will take our heads off to test the Legend!!"
I think I'm gonna' be sick!
Dummy (leaning): I think I'm gonna hurl... which one in front of us should I aim for?!
Holiday World really meant it
Holiday World really meant it when they said to keep your arms and legs in the ride at all times didn't they?!
Now we can write a book
Now we can write a book "Rollercoaster for Dummies"
Sure I got some flack when I
Sure I got some flack when I left the clothing store. I had dreams, I needed adventure, i loved Mtn Dew. I have the life few dummies live.
Dummies
Harry: Is that a spider web up there in the ceiling? And they call this the cleanest park in the world!
Steve: Harry, the park's not open for the season yet.
Harry: Now what kind of dummy would be riding this ride before the park opens?!?!
Dummies 2
"We're gonna be so drained after all these tests."
"You've got no arms left!"
"You've got no arms left!"
"It's just a flesh wound."
"How many dummies does it
"How many dummies does it take to test a coaster?"
"Four Stan" .... "It takes four."
"Stan for the hundreth time
"Stan for the hundreth time already, you are NOT a bowling pin and this ISN'T a bowling alley."
whispers "Geez, what a dummy..."
The Dummy
Once upon a midday cheery, while I rode on, weak and weary,
Over deafening quaint and curious volume of wood coaster's roar --
Though I spotted no arms flapping, suddenly there came a clapping,
As of people high-five slapping, slapping though my back was sore.
"'Tis some coaster," I muttered, "slapping me both aft and fore."
Quoth the dummy, "NEVERMORE!"
that ride was so awsesome
that ride was so awsesome that we couldnt keep it all together!!!!!!! Lets go again maybe we can piece ourselves back together. (what are you waiting for?)
Never put hands up on the
Never put hands up on the Raven ..... you just my loose it all !!! (arms, cloths ,hair ,skin ,food and what ever else) lol
Dummy one: With how much gas
Dummy one: With how much gas prices are it cost us our arms and legs to get here!
Dummy two: Well at least they have free soft drinks and sun screen!
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