Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
Dummy Dialogue
Dummy 1: "Do we have time to go to the bathroom before the next lap?"
Dummy 2: "I can hold it..... oh wait... no I can't."
Buster's friend
You think THIS gig is tough? Remind me to introduce you to my friend Buster from the Mythbusters series!
What a ride! Couldn't see a
What a ride! Couldn't see a thing but it was amazing! Feeling the wind through my hair . . . wait, I don't have hair. Anyway the sun on my face . . . hope I get a tan today!
Wanna buy the picture when we're done?
Nah, it looks the same every time!
Dummies!
Hey have you all ever seen the movie Urban Legend with the roller coaster ride? Well, I just had a premonition!!! Enjoy the ride!!! Bahahahaha!
Cereal for Lawyers
Fruit loopholes, the cereal for lawyers! :)
Leaky Drain:)
Leaning Dummy to Dummy beside him: Hey, Whitey, I don't know 'bout you, but my drain plug doesn't hold like it used too...sorry.
No Limits
Ok, so I've been practicing my poker face. Tell me what you think. Is it any good?
Dummy Rollercoaster
Please remember to remain seated until the ride has came to a complete stop......Oooops!
dummy contest
Dummy #1: Why are we sitting here when U of L is playing U of K?
Dummy #2: At least the color of the train is right.
Dummies in front: Shut up...riding the raven is more fun than basketball anyday!
Test Ride Dummies
Look! Holiday World's hosting GhosterCon!
I love the feeling of the
I love the feeling of the wind in my hair and my arms up for a wild ride...uh oh we may have forgotten something!
Arms up!
Hey guys....as soon as we get to the top, everyone put your arms up in the....oh, wait....nevermind.
Minium height
"I didn't want to say anything back there, but we're actually only 42 inches without legs...."
You guys ever seen.....
You guys ever seen the movie Pale Rider? No reason....just wondering.
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" Don't tell the crew, but I think my belly button might of sprung a leak."
Dude....
Dude....you feel okay?? You're white as a ghost!
Contest
"And they called us dummies for accepting this job! That was awesome!!"
Ok guys you were right. The
Ok guys you were right. The hill plunges are better with arms in the air.
LOL Comment
Man I am feeling kinda bloated....maybe I should not ride.
Dummy Dialogue
"I feel a little flush, can you feel my forehead?"
Dummy Dialogue
Dummy #1 to Dummy #2: "Are we supposed to hold on to the restraints or raise our arms during the ride?"
Dummy #2 response: "Huh?"
Wow what a best ride ever!
Wow what a best ride ever! Whoa… did Raven eat our arm?!?
Wow what a best ride ever!
Wow what a best ride ever! Whoa… did Raven eat our arm?!?
"shhh!"
Dummy in back leaning forwards says:
Shhh... just stay still- I think they forgot we are here.
*Maybe we can go again, and if we stay in our seats they will give us our arms back; um... and hair.. and features... and clothes... and... and... and...
"Really"
Don't they realize this ride is amazing?! Who are the Dummies for going on test runs? What other body parts do we have to lose to prove it? Don't answer that Bob...
Raven Dummies
Let's P-V-C if they'll let us sit in front next time!
I don't know guys, but I
I don't know guys, but I believe we got a little too much of that free sunscreen on us. Quick! Rub it in real good and maybe they won't notice! Can you get my back, buddy?
dummy contest
The dummy in the back seat is saying I think I am going to hurl, get out quick.
Dummy 1: I am so much better
Dummy 1: I am so much better at this job than my last one.
Dummy 2: What was your last job.
Dummy 1: I used to test drive cars. I crashed every one of them.
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