Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
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DUMMY DIALOGUE
Seatbelt, check. Screaming voice, check. Arms in the air, uh oh!
Good Benefits
This job comes with a health plan, right?
Dummy Holy Grail
Dummy King Arthur: "You've got no arms left"
Dummy Black Knight: "Yes I have"
Dummy King Arthur: "Look"
Dummy Black Knight:"It's just a flesh wound... and you fool, you've got no arms left either!"
Dummy King Arthur: "Yes I have"
Dummy Black Knight: "Look"
Dummy King Arthur: "'Tis but a scratch"
Dummy Black Knight, Dummy King Arthur, Dummy Lancelot, and Dummy Bedevere (in front seat): "We've all got no arms!" The Raven rolls from the station... "Help, help, we're being repressed!"
DUMMY DIALOGUE
This is nothing, you should see what happens to you when you finish The Voyage!
The Chummy Dummies
A white "knuckle" ride?
Well, that's an understatement!
Haha
That was awesome! High five!....oh wait...You can't hear me; you don't have ears.
Dude!
Dude, I think I just peed my pants a little. Oh no, I don't have any!
Dude!
Dude, I think I just peed my pants a little. Uh oh, I don't have any!
That's Insulting!
Dummy1- "You better "hold" on!
Dummy2-*sarcastically* " Ha, ha. I know I don't have arms, but I ain't as dumb as I may look."
Dummy1- "You couldn't be!"
DUMMY!
Dummy1- "Whoa, man. The Raven was so intense, I can't even think straight! I don't even remember what 2+2 equals! It messed my brain up!"
Dummy2- "Let's test you to find out if it did. What's Gatorade?"
Dummy1- "Welfare for crocodiles?"
Leaning dummy: Nevermore? Try
Leaning dummy: Nevermore? Try never again! Not with those two. They didn't even put their arms up!
Other dummy: Yeah, Edgar and Allan need to let loose once in a while.
OMG!
Dummy1- "You know what screaming and yelling on The Raven reminded me of?"
Dummy2- "What?"
Dummy1- "It reminded me that I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the other passengers in the car, because boy does my throat hurt!"
I LOVE KOCH FAMILY I FROM GERMEY JUST LIKE THEM!!!
WE SMART PEOPLE WORK HARD FOR MONEY TO RIDE THE RAVEN WHILE DUMMIES GET TO RIDE FOR FREE
Test dummies
I wish I would have thought about my taupae when they told use to secure all items!
Test dummies
Why do we always have to do the first flights? Do they think we're a couple of dummies?
I know the sign said "Not
I know the sign said "Not Responsible for Loss of Personal Items" but this is ridiculous!
The Raven?
The Raven? They should call this The Cravin. I threw up so much I'm starving!!
People behind us
OK I know there were people behind us when we got on this?!!
Picture
Are we going to get a ticket for the picture it took of us? We were going a little fast!
Dummy Talk
D1 "Hey the Raven just took our shirts!"
D2 Don't worry, I saw some cool looking shirts in the gift shops"
Holiday World Dummies
"You thought that was bad? I heard the Voyage doesn't even have its rails on yet!"
Dummie Dialoge(:
Dummie1- I feel like I am going to puke.... I mean we went on this ride like 10 times!
Dummie2- Hey, at least we don't have to fear bugs getting in our teeth....!
"Hey Edgar, did you hear the
"Hey Edgar, did you hear the news?"
"No, what's that Allan?"
"Poe says there are NEW female crash test dummies."
"This sure beats our last job
"This sure beats our last job. Crashing cars is overrated. Riding the Holiday World Raven is best job and I'll be crashing cars, Nevermore."
Lost Items...
what time does lost and found open ?
I think I left a few things for them to pick up ....
Whos the dummy
Them guys back there call us dummies and yet we get the first ride of the year! Hahaha,whos the dummy? We get to ride the best rides and all they can do is watch!! Bahahaha
no arms here
told you there was no arms here
No Facials
How was the ride Johnny? Hahaha Speechless, huh? Raven got your tongue!
I'm telling you guys...
...this is really going to impress those mannequins at the Gap.
"Man, those guys in front of
"Man, those guys in front of us are pros! No wonder they always get chosen to ride in the front. Check out those stoic expressions!" "Yeah, I happened to catch a glimpse of them coming out of Gobbler Getaway the other day, though, and they didn't look too sure of themselves then."
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