Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
"one of you wave your arm so
"one of you wave your arm so we can ride again."
That was soooooo intense!!!!
Dummy 1: " That ride was soooooo intense dude!! My face is numb from the mind-blowing speed!!!"
Dummy 2: "I know, right?! It was righteous!!! Come to think of it, I've seem to have lost the feeling in my arms!
Dummy 1: "Dude!!!! That's 'cause your arms are gone!!!!"
Dummy 2: "Woah dude!!! I could've sworn they were still attached when we left the station!!!!"
dummy talk
::leaning dummy telling his buddies:: "ya know guys....i wish they would fill us up with beer instead of water"
Words can't express how much
Words can't express how much fun we are having......and neither can our faces. Darn Botox!
im with dummy
Josh: The Raven stole my arms!
Bill: Did you even read the sign it, says" the Raven might steel loose items".
What did one Dummy say to Another Dummy
WOW! That was so cool! I think I wet my pants!
Keep your arms inside the
Keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times or you may end up like these guys!
Dummy Dialog
Are... We... There... Yet???
Dummy Dialogue
Dude, what is up with those dummies in front of us...they look scared as ghosts!
Who's that dummy?
And, they think we are the dummy's, "They've been dum-i-fied."
Contest
Wow, this ride is expensive. It cost me an "arm and a leg"!
"nice hat.."
"nice hat.."
Raven test run dialog
"We have been paying an arm and a leg for gasoline lately. What a blessing to win these tickets on the Holiblog contest!Now we can finaly afford to take another family vacation!"
Those guys back there are
Those guys back there are soooooo cute!!! How is my hair??
Dummy 1 Hey ! Were did your
Dummy 1 Hey ! Were did your smile go ?
Dummy 2 I don't know weres yours ?
1 I am smiling what are you talking about.
2 dummy we have no faces ! You always fall for it don't you
Test Dummies
"Hey, that was intense, huh guys? Guys ?? Hello ???
Oh yeah, that's right,you can't hear me. We don't have ears.....Uuuggh!!"
Hey you dummy.
Front Dummies: Alright everyone! When we hit the drops throw your... nubs... up...? And remember to cover your mouth of you feel sick... oh wait... just DON'T turn to the middle!
Back Dummies: Oh my gosh! I can't wait to see Pat Koch! She is SO beautiful! Best of all I can't wait to get my Bobble Pat! Guys if am not in my seat at the end of the ride, it's cause I have found Pat.
D1 is it just me or was that
D1 is it just me or was that ride so awesome my arms ,legs and face are gone ?
D2 ohh boy umm apparently so
*d1 raises invisible arm*
d1i wanna go again !
Dummy 1: Hey, Bob, after this
Dummy 1: Hey, Bob, after this ride let's go to Bahari Wave Pool.
Dummy 2: Sounds good, Bob. Let's ask the other Bobs.
dude
dude this dummy back here told me he donated his brain to science before he was done using it,and science sent it back no wonder hes doing a dummy job im just here for the free ride!!!
Dummy dialogue
Why didn't you put your hands up?
This ride was the BEST ever.
This ride was the BEST ever. Look it scared those dummies in front of us stiff. Uhh well: armless, colorless, faceless and motionless too. AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Dummy Dialog
"By that Heaven that bends above us, that was a ghostly scary ride Lenore! "
contest
As the ride starts-one dummie to the next:
BTW, did you read 'Rollercoasters for Dummies'?
Dummie Dialogue
"Look Mom! No hands!"
LOL Dummy Contest
"I think that lump in my throat just found its way to my pants!"
Who you callin' Dummy?
D1: Hey man. I dunno why they call us dummies. We're smart enough to be the first ones to get to ride this awesome coaster!
D2: Dude. Close your mouth before you catch some flies. Anyway, I'm sure we've been called worse!
Joke
They're all scared to ride, but they've got on a mean poker face!
Every time the ride stops I
Every time the ride stops I feel like I lose a part of myself. :(
I would give my arms and legs
I would give my arms and legs to ride again without having to get back in line!
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