Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
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WTH. I thought u put on too much makeup before. Now u need a whole body makeover.
Dummies
Dummy leans forward and says "See those three guys back there? They are to chicken to try our job"! PSSH
Dummie Dialogue
That was awsome! Hey guys, maybe if we tell them we lost an arm they'll let us ride it as long as we want to for free!
ACE Dummy #1: "You know what
ACE Dummy #1: "You know what I love about this job? My stomach may slosh around, but I never get sick, no matter how long we marathon this ride."
ACE Dummy #2: "Totally. Those enthusiasts at Holiwood Nights would be SOOOOOOOO... jealous right now!"
Trust Issues
Dummy leaning up: "What are they doing back there? Putting their hands in their pockets, and that one starring at us....I'm telling you Ed, their going to make us go again!"
Dummies in front leaning back: "Find my happy place! Find my happy place!"
LOL Dummy Contest
"It could be worse...we could be in a store window!"
See what happens when you don
See what happens when you don't keep your arms inside the ride at all times...now if I could just get the feeling back in my face! ;)
Dummy Dialogue
See....I told you we could ride The Raven. This ride only has a height requirement, not an arms requirement!!
When the Horseman talks, LISTEN!!!
AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! We looked back, and ended up faceless, armless, and legless!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought you said raising
I thought you said raising your arms was safe and thrilling...
LOL HEY MOM
Hey mom over here in the front seat of the raven, wait i can't wave o yea no arms :(
Dude! That was AWESOME!!
Dude! That was AWESOME!! High Five! Um... Nevermind
Dude I get car sick. Does
Dude I get car sick. Does that happen on rollercoasters?
"I would give my right leg
"I would give my right leg for a 3rd ride!"
Who's the dummy now?
Ride Op: "Attention riders, please keep your arms and legs inside the train at all times and enjoy your ride!"
Dummy in second row: "He's kidding right?"
Dummy in first row: "Nope, I guess we're not the only dummies here"
watch out for the bird at the
watch out for the bird at the top of the hill!!!
Wow! That knocked the breath
Wow! That knocked the breath right out of me! Wait... No it didn't...
I wanta transfer!
Dummy #1: I didn't want to be a test dummy this year! I wanted to work in food sanitation but they said I had to keep my hands clean! So here I am!!!
Dummies #2,3 and 4: YA THINK!!!!
WIN TICKETS
LOOK AT THOSE TWO DUMMIES THEY ARE SCARED STIFF
Uh...this isn't looking good
Uh...this isn't looking good you guys! We lost our arms on The Raven and we have to ride The Legend next. Better hold onto our heads...wait, what are we going to hold onto them with!!!
Ohh you dummy's better hold
Ohh you dummy's better hold on, we're in for a ride! Wait a sec.... we all lost are arms from the first ride around, oh my what will we lose this time around.
You know I'm not sure, but I
You know I'm not sure, but I really get the feeling that these free trips to Holiday World in early spring are really just a trick to use us as test dummies! Did you see what they did to the guys on Mammoth?!
Raven contest
That sign says "The Raven may steal your hat." Looks like it stole more than that from us.
dummies ride
you don't have to be a dummy to know that was one awesome ride!!!
aha
We might be dummies, but at least we aren't bird-brains like the Raven!
"Dude! I don't think that
"Dude! I don't think that ride was worth losing our arms over & I think I'm gonna ask for a refund."
the dummy in the back asked
the dummy in the back asked the others "Did anyone see a sign saying 'keep your arms in the ride at all times?"
Pick Your Favorite
D1: Holy Crow!
D2 (Whispering): Not crow... Raven.
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I have no mouth and I must scream. (Google it...)
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You know how we started at the station full of water...?
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Say Cheese!!
Dude... They're about to take our picture!!! How's my hair look?
WHEW------that hill was
WHEW------that hill was almost as high as gas prices these days !!!!!
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