… and not a drop to drink.
About once a week during the season, we receive a comment that that our Free Unlimited Soft Drinks selection should include water.
Well … actually … it does.
If you dash in and dash out of one of the Pepsi Oasis buildings scattered throughout the parks …
…you may not see it in your haste.
But once you know to look for a separate button at the Lemonade or Iced Tea selection, you'll never miss it again.
It's good water, too. I get it all the time.
We're happy to reply to these emails, letters and phone calls. Only it's a little hard to take when we get a lecture.
At the risk of starting an international incident, I'll relate a recent chewing out we got from a fellow from our neighboring nation to the north.
Now normally I wouldn't mention a person's nationality. But in his argument to "convince" us to offer water, here's what he wrote:
"Obsecity is rappant in the U.S."
Is he calling us a bunch of fatties?
I only know a few Canadians. My sister-in-law Marie-Susanne, for example.
In the interest of world harmony, what about this, my new friend from the North:
I'll take off five pounds.
And you start using SpellCheck.