Our friend Arthur Levine is the Theme Park "Guide" at About.com.
He loves puns.
And he's really good at finding less-obvious ones.
His weekly e-newsletter arrived this morning, bemoaning that from all he'd heard about The Voyage, he wouldn't be able to call it a "turkey."
So of course I emailed him.
Me: Hope you can carve out some time to come visit us this season.
Arthur: Sage advice. Now, if I can just get my schedule un-stuffed.
My hat (yes, the one with the big buckle) is off to you, Arthur.
But wattle happen to your Top 10 List after riding?