How do they do it?

It's always fun to read the "trip reports" posted online by coaster enthusiasts.

Many of them have an uncanny ability to describe every square inch of a coaster after just a few rides.

Bryan from ThrillNetwork.com is one of those descriptive sorts.

Here's a snippet:

The Voyage is an unholy (or holy, depending on your view) blend of every single element you'd want from a wooden roller coaster. Tall hills, plentiful airtime, hard positive G's, a jaguar-like nimble pace, fast changes of direction, and tunnels are all blended together in a quick two minutes of thrills.

For his full report, take a look here.

Can't link to all of the reports, though, as some are ... ummm ... not exactly G-Rated for family reading. Some of us, in our excitement and enthusiasm, let our good manners slide by the wayside.

Momentarily, of course.