Ah, these clever contests.
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Poor John's heart nearly broke when it became apparent a contest involving a "turkey drop" scenario just wouldn't be feasible.
You know … as in WKRP, a TV show from 25 years ago. Whenever John brings up his quest to create a turkey-drop-themed promotion for the park, he and Will have to take time out to chortle about the comedic perfection of that episode.
I just shake my head and whisper to our younger Directors, "You don't want to know."
For the backstory, take a look at this post.