… safe Christmas.
This is Craig. He’s our Director of Safety.
Leave it to the new guy to decorate his office with a Christmas tree (and theme it nonetheless).
Feeling completely inadequate, I glanced around my office. Come to think of it, I do have a small tree, a Santa wreath, a Santa wall hanging, an assortment of Christmas ornaments (including two Santas in bumper cars) and a framed print of Santa riding a cow.
I guess I’m safe.