A crown for our Queen of Clean
Well, not exactly.
More like a root canal.
I asked Mrs. Koch last week what she did for her 77th birthday.
"Had a root canal," she said brightly.
And then she continued, "The dentist kept asking me questions about the park. Of course my mouth was all numb and full of dental apparatus, so I couldn't answer. I couldn't even react when my dentist said, 'I better make sure I do a good job, or this might end up in the papers.'"
Or worse.
On the blog.
posted by Paula at 5:45 PM
14 Comments:
man some birthday!!!!
8/25/08 6:09 PM
I also guessed Worlds Tallest Log Flume!
-Cameron
8/25/08 6:14 PM
Please, Paula, tell us you entered "Kombora" into your dictionary recently!!!
8/25/08 9:07 PM
The suspense is killing me...
8/25/08 11:34 PM
well today is the big day! My final guess is ither a huge ferris wheel or a sky lift. Can't wait. I have my phone fully charged and ready for the tweets!!!
8/26/08 5:42 AM
Ok Paula, I'm going to put my guess in and we will see if I'm close when you announce the new attraction. I think it's going to be a water coaster but with new technology to get you up the hills(possibly the tallest too but we will see). I also think that maybe the other idea you are thinking is maybe another family/kid attraction in thanksgiving? that could be wrong but we will see. I can't wait till the annocement. have a great day!
8/26/08 7:27 AM
WOW that was a FUN Birthday! I didnt realize that Mrs. Koch was 77 yrs old if what was said earlier was TRUE.... she looks much younger than that!
8/26/08 9:19 AM
well, im sure that as it was last year, this is not the end of what is to come. maybe a little more? remember guys 2 fact sheets.
8/26/08 2:10 PM
Congradulations on the new ride!! it looks wicked
8/26/08 2:21 PM
woah
did i miss something?
what happened to the second fact sheet??
8/26/08 2:42 PM
Tell me the second fact sheet was not for the Holiwatches. I was really hoping for "Kombora." Paula, please let Will know that "Kombora" is Swahili for rocket. BTW I am sure the new ride will be themed better than the videos. Might we be seeing some faux bamboo on those huge supports. Maybe even vines and such on the flume.
8/26/08 3:04 PM
There is one fact sheet for PP and one for HoliWatch. Last time I checked 1+1=2!
8/26/08 6:19 PM
The news just reported the new ride will cost $4mil. Is there a ride we haven't heard of yet? Where is the rest of the money going? I just can't imagine the Holiwatch has a $4.5mil budget!
8/26/08 10:38 PM
The current record holder has 40 - 45 foot waves. This monster is gonna have 45 - 50 footers! That's like a tsunami!
8/27/08 6:59 AM
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