By Paula @ Holiday World
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Update: Congrats to our winner – Tammy L. from Keavy, Kentucky. Her caption was short and sweet – and made us laugh out loud: "For a good time … call 1-812-937-4401." (That's the park's phone number.) Congrats to Tammy, who wins two one-day tickets. Thanks to all who entered!

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It's time for another caption contest!

While leafing through Nathan's latest construction photos from Hyena Falls, this one made me laugh.

What in the world is a Sharpie doing in a construction zone? And more importantly – what the heck is he writing?

Judging by the looks on their faces, it's pretty important.

Here's my feeble crack at it: Tic … tac … wait! I can't remember – am I "x" or "o" this time around?

Now it's your turn – what's he getting ready to write with that Sharpie? Or, what are they discussing so earnestly?

Make us laugh out loud and you could win two one-day tickets to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari!

A few rules:

1. Must be 13 or older to enter.

2. Must not be an employee of Holiday World & Splashin' Safari (or that employee's immediate family member).

3. Yes, you may enter more than once. Because you're just that witty, right? But five times per person is the limit. Really. And only one caption per posted Comment, please.

4. If you've won tickets from one of our contests within the past six months, you're not elegible to win. If it's been more than six months – have at it!

5. Judges' decision is final. It always is.

6. Deadline is next Monday at noon. That's 2/25/13 at 12 noon CST. We'll notify the winner by email by that Wednesday.

How to enter? Post your hilarious caption to the above photo as a "Comment" here on this HoliBlog post (we moderate our Comments, so don't get all worked up when it doesn't show up right away, okay? As long as you don't go all naughty on us, we'll post your caption).

Good luck!

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494 Responses to “Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?”

  1. Debbie Qualls

    Ok now this is where we will meet at for lunch, be sure to be here on time! Those paper maps blow away so I got each of us one of these heavy duty ones. Ride all the rides you can till time to meet back here!

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  2. Misty

    “Ummmm…. guys, I am pretty sure this piece goes this way, but this way would work too!”

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  3. jd harper

    OK I LOST THE DIRECTIONS SO LETS JUST DO THIS( WRITES A FEW THINGS DOWN) AND THEN WALKS AWAY

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  4. andi jordan

    “Umm…where do you think this piece goes? I thought we were putting together Hyena Falls not an impossible puzzle! Maybe if I mark it with a sharpie we can come back to it later….wish this was easier.”

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  5. Laura Newton

    Ok, here’s our work plan…you go up, I’ll go left and the rest of you go get lunch!!

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  6. Kori Geary

    According to the map 3 steps to the right and the slide marks the spot to find the gold.

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  7. Jim Hayes

    Ok you guys, turns out we had the blueprints upside down…time to start from scratch again!

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  8. Ty

    Joe, you are the worst partner to play Pictionary with. Give the sharpie to Billy so we have a chance to win this game.

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  9. Chaley Jordan

    Ok, I’m going to go down first and then Johnny goes second. No, Jack! You went first last time!

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  10. Josh Batts

    Man, I knew that I shouldn’t have put “good at connect the dots” on my resume…

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  11. Amber Presley

    From guy on the left: “Man, y’all are messing it all up…this ones gonna leak”

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  12. Marla Morris

    So we will start here at Hyena Falls, then go this way to Mammoth, then to Bakuli, then this way to Bahari River, then this way…………………

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  13. Lisa Hayes

    Let’s not tell, Pat doesn’t need to know.We don’t know where the extra part goes.

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  14. Samantha Smith

    From guy in the back: “I knew I’d end up doing all the work again while they play Pictionary”

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  15. Erica

    But boss I want to make sure the ride doesn’t fall apart, which way does it go, which way does it go?

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  16. Bill Lentzsch

    It’s not quite the same as putting your handprint in the concrete slab of a foundation, but Bob, Joe and Chris all managed to sign the last steel support for Hyena Falls.

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  17. Courtney Lower

    Justin, Charlie, and Eddy were here… “Hey wait, don’t forget me!” … And Ralphie.

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  18. Barry D. Early

    “Let’s pretend to be marking this tube support with my sharpie and see how long this guy to my right can hold up the tube. Don’t let Junior standing behind you in on our joke.”

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  19. Amy Daugherty Uebelhor

    “OK guys, lets go over this one more time. Joe, you, Steve, and Doug are heading up for a couple of rounds on the bumper cars. Jim and I are hitting the arcade so I can beat him at air hockey again!” Let’s meet back here in thirty before Mrs. Koch makes her next round. BREAK!”

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  20. Shawntel

    “If we expand the deck 5′ to the south we can add lockers to stash our boots and hats, then *whoosh* away we go!”

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  21. Tracy Groves

    “Once we get done with this, no one will ever know we ordered the wrong color for this piece.”

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  22. Alisha

    Sharpie lover-”See, I knew I could draw Wimpy Kid better than Kinney!”
    Observers- “Let me see!”

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  23. Courtney Lower

    See fellas, if you carry the 3 and subtract the length from the width, you’ll be hitting some major g’s on this slide!

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  24. Mamie young

    Guy in orange hard hat: “oh my turn! I say there’s an “e” in the word somewhere!”
    Guy holding sharpie: “No Steve now come on that’s the second guy you’ve hung on us today. Let someone else have a chance.”

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  25. Deborah Ostlund

    Okay, so this is our plan of action. Come May, we’ll hit this ride first and then this one.

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  26. Jai Johnston

    I flunked coloring inside the lines in kindergarten.
    We believe in you, just make…
    Shhh, let him concentrate!

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  27. Lisa Martin

    Good thing they don’t open until May… it’s gonna take FOREVER to color ALL this with a sharpie!

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  28. Lesley Acevedo

    Hey guys, maybe if we make this blue print all pretty they will let us work in the office!

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  29. Emily Williamson

    “Good idea, we’ll just write on the piece that we don’t know where it goes..and stick it somewhere!”

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  30. Marcia McFarland

    Take a right at Monsoon Lagoon then a left at Bahari Wave Pool or was that a left at Monsoon Lagoon at a right at the wave pool?

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  31. Chantal Harris

    Ok, “when that guy behind us is not looking we will push him as a tester for the water slide”…lol

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  32. Emily Williamson

    The guy that can’t see what’s going on from the back -”I know you’re hungry guys, but can’t you fit the lunch list on something smaller for me??”

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  33. Carol Troesch

    No, No, NO! Pictionary rules clearly state that you can’t use numbers or letters in your sketch!

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  34. Shawntel

    “Everyone get under here and huddle in close. I don’t wan’t Mrs. Koch to see us tramping around in dirty boots!”

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  35. Emily Williamson

    “Look at the distance..there’s no way we’ll pull off sneaking in a second lunch..we can’t make it from Kringle’s Cafe all the way back to the job site before boss gets back! Unless .. we borrow Santa’s sleigh!..LET’S DO IT BOYS”

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  36. Sharon

    Just draw the line from 1 to 2 to 3. When you get down here to the number 25, you’ve made a picture of a teddy bear.

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  37. Fred Sorensen

    No No No …. I’m telling you it’s fold on the dotted line and then put flap A into slot B and crease backwards.

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  38. Jason Chyle

    “I’m pretty sure if we connect the dots on here it will turn out like the picture”

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  39. Martin Furrow

    Worker 1: “What should we write?”
    Worker 2: “It should be amazing because it was a Voyage to get this sharpie in here past Pat!”
    Worker 3: “It needs to be Legend…ary!”
    Worker 4: “Yeah something that people will be Rave’n about!”

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  40. Seth Campbell

    Person 1:E? Person 2: There are no “e’s” in the puzzle. Yes! That’s the 4th game of hangman I’ve won in a row!

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  41. Tracy Groves

    A game of pictionary:
    “It’s a car!”
    “No, no, no. It’s a walrus.”
    “Ok, guys, those are great guesses, but you’re still wrong.”

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  42. Deana Chambers

    “See this diagram? If we put a beam right here, we won’t have to hold the ride up with our heads anymore!”

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  43. Tracy Groves

    “Once we get done with this, no one will ever know we ordered the wrong color for this piece.”

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  44. Martin Furrow

    They are writing something that makes you FOFLH….Falling on the floor laughing like a Hyena!

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  45. Martin Furrow

    “We’re making a list and checking it twice going find out if Pat has been naughty or nice”

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  46. Tina Bowling

    The sharpie is drawing a “map” of the park, he is writing and showing them “ok, 1st you want to head to Splashin Safari to ride the Wildebeest and the Mammoth, then head back to Holiday world, down this way, ride the Legend then the Raven, then the voyage, then back to Splashin Safari to cool off!

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  47. Shannon Roach

    13…14…I can’t find 15. Somebody help me find 15.
    Dude I think it makes a poodle.

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  48. kim williamson

    Hurry guys, if Pat catches writing grafitti on the new slides she’ll make us stay ALL night & clean

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  49. carson

    A classic game of hangman
    (1st man)…L?
    (2nd man) Let’s just get this over with!…Can I win.
    (1st man) Sure what’s the answer.
    (2nd man) The word was Loser has to hold this fiberglass up while we eat lunch…I changed the name to crush man!

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  50. kim williamson

    Hey, Guys when do i get a turn!!! Ah come on guys let me see what your writing with that sharpie!

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  51. Daniel Bamforth

    “We’re going to put this piece in this way like we did Mammoth. Because the last time we built something it turned out to be out of this world awesome!”

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  52. carson

    Jim…can you explain to me what one plus one is…I never got it…But all of our rides hav been safe…well good thing we have a Christmas section…Why?…Because God must have had another miracle!
    (This is just for laughs…the funniest thing…you actually don’t rely on miracles!)

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  53. Shawntel

    “Everyone knows how to do the Y.M.C.A. but the H.Y.E.N.A. is a little trickier.” -Not the Village People but rather Men at Work

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  54. Melissa Jean

    A diving Hyena… Well Nathan you can take that drawing and show it to marketing, but I just don't see it as the next mascot of Holiday World.

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  55. Emily W

    “Yes I’m positive that drawing the Coch’s faces all over the pieces will persuade them to rename Hyena Falls after us!!”

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  56. alisha Duncan

    Im telling you after we finish coloring it in we flip it and BAM the worlds best mustache!!!!!!

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  57. Christina

    And by this point they will be laughing like hyenas just like the ones in the lion king

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  58. Barry Lockard

    Ok so thats 3 cheeseburgers, one plain. A chicken sandwhich 2 medium cokes and a large chocolate shake. Anyone want 2 apple pies for a dollar?

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  59. Todd

    You gotta put the little black dots on both sides…and don’t let Dougie back there put any more BIG black dots on them like he did this one…

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  60. Kristi Phelps

    I am gonna sign my name on this piece right here. I have a sharpie, that means its permanent! I will be remembered forever as “Nathan was here”

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  61. carson

    (boss) what are you drawing
    (worker) A heyena falling.
    (boss) it is heyena falls not falling! Get busy building!
    (man) you want the riders to crash?
    (boss) they won’t if you get to work.
    (man) Giirrl I playin pictionary
    (boss) work!
    (man) aint nobody go time for that!

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  62. Laura Smith

    Uhhhh…dude…who drew the mustache on Mrs. Koch's picture?  Don't you guys know those markers are PERMANENT?!?!?

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  63. Amy Reinhart

    “You must be really bad at Hangman — this is the third time I’ve beaten you!”

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  64. Gary Allen

    Look, fellas…it’s a great way to meet girls. Just write your name and phone number here…………

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  65. Laura

    I know Splashin’ Safari is trying to use less paper these days, but THIS is just ridiculous! There’s really nothing else for me to write on besides this slide??

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  66. Laura

    So carry the 2 and add this other part here… That means we have approximately 231 minutes until lunch.

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  67. MD Miller

    Everyone tried hard not to stare. But the awkward fact remained, Tim and his orange hardhat just didn’t fit in with the group.

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  68. John Bower

    Cleverly disguised as construction workers, Athletic Directors Fred Glass (middle) and Mitch Barnhart (right) met with sport mediators (left) in a secret location yesterday to discuss ways to revive the Indiana/Kentucky basketball series.

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  69. John Bower

    So in conclusion, you take the square root of the sum of the hypothesis and multiply by pi, you get 42.

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  70. Tiffany Brown

    "Ok after lunch I'm going to hide here in the Zinga, John you are supposed to hide here in the Moonsoon Lagoon, Chad you hide inside Crocodile Isle and lets see how long it takes Mark to find us. Quick here comes Mark.

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  71. Heidi Suter

    Please send help! We’re not sure how much longer we can hold this heavy slide up with our heads!

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  72. Bryan Bird

    “Just color over this scratch here, and… voila! No one will ever know it fell out of the truck on Christmas Boulevard.”

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  73. Bryan Bird

    “There. If I put my name on it, MAYBE you guys will stop stealing it from the fridge.”

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  74. Kelsey Vonderheide

    Guys, I told you, you don’t have to make your Christmas list yet! Just because this is Santa Claus, IN doesn’t mean the guy in the big red suit delivers gifts every day!

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  75. Mike Brown

    Laughing all the way. (Ho, Ho, Ho) Now for the real markings of where to place the screws.

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  76. JoAnne Davis

    Ok guys, I need help with this crossword puzzle. It says “A carnivorous dog-like animal whose vocalizations sound like a maddening laugh.” It’s 5 letters and begins with an “H”. Any ideas?

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  77. nancy hawk

    if we dont get this right, they will have to change the name from Hyena Falls to Hyena Fails.

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  78. Maria Snider

    Here’s the map to the mall. If your wife agrees to send your girlfriend an FB pm to meet at Penney’s, and then if your wives can be convinced to go on a shopping spree to Coldwater Creek, we’ll have enough time to hit Depot and Hooter’s. Everyone agree?

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  79. Kayla

    “Anyone for a game of Hangman? C’mon, just guess a letter, it will be easy! Pat won’t care if we just take a little break!”

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  80. Heather honeycutt

    “Dear Santa,
    I want a pretty new hardhat one of those fancy drills like Tommy has. I’ve been a very good boy this year.
    -X”

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  81. Maria Snider

    If I put an ‘H’ here and a ‘B’ here, that makes me spell “bush,” and that covers a ‘triple word’ spot, so I get 35 points…..

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  82. Ben Rogers

    And after the installation of this piece, we’ll run the hoses through The Voyage, effectively turning it into a wooden water coaster. Pat would never expect it, and the guests will love it!…oh, hi Pat.

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  83. Michael L. Flatt

    Well folks, let’s go over the batting order. We will build it, and I will ride first. too bad I forgot my bathing suit!

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  84. Amy

    I pick an A, you pick a Z…..we are going to lose at playing hangman if you play like that!

    - – - – - – - – - – - –
    answer: HOLIDAY WORLD

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  85. Kayla

    “C’mon, John, you know Splashin’ Safari doesn’t encourage graffiti!” “This isn’t graffiti, Bob, it’s art! Mrs. Koch is going to love my slide art, and so are all the park visitors!” “John, erase that right now! The boss is coming!”

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  86. Melissa Apple

    We’re gonna write our names,date,and the time when we started to build Hyena Falls.Then when it’s all built we will come back and write down how long it took us to build it.Just don’t lose the Sharpie!!!!!!!

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  87. Laura Smith

    Everyone struggled to keep concentrating on the job at hand…while trying to ignore the evidence that they’d been walking through Holidog’s backyard was stuck to their boots.

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  88. Ted Adams

    “This piece isn’t fitting into place correctly so I’m going to cut it right about *here* and give it another shot. That’s a good idea, right?”

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  89. scott keller

    No it goes in the fourth hole! That’s the third one. Just write it out 1,2,3,4. Now mark it so you dont forget. Geez where is Pat when you need her.

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  90. stacy

    we might of lost that plans but i know where it all goes. see we have this up side down…… i think.

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  91. Tosha Valentine

    “Jackel, Jackel, it’s a Jackel” “No Stew, its not a Jackel, have you ever even played this game? Its Santa”!

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  92. Charity

    “What? She said she wanted an unusual proposal, and nothing’s more romantic than popping the question in sharpie on a waterslide. Just write in there, ‘Laura Baker, will you marry me?’ Perfect. Now, when does this place open?”

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  93. Cindy Shutters

    Dang it! We’ve been reading these plans backwards the whole time no wonder we thought it came from Kentucky Kindom!

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  94. Deric Calvert

    Hey, I connected the dots and it has created and awesome waterslide, lets get to work!!!

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  95. christi billington

    “You put the sharpie in, you take the sharpie out, you put the sharpie in and shake it all out..”

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  96. Kiley Wolfe

    Holiday World is already built on integrity, so we won’t need all this concrete after all.

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  97. Cami Fulkerson

    Who left this section out in the rain? It washed all the numbers off and the directions are calling for number 303c…

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  98. Carl Whitman

    Guy in red shirt: I will not allow you to see my masterpiece on this ride equipment until it is complete now please move your head.

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  99. Mary Bennington

    Well….if we approach strategically from the flank…..nahhh, who am I kidding?….let’s just morph!

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  100. Mary Bennington

    Okay, the tie goes here, and now put a little yellow here….and that my fine gentleman, is how you draw Spongebob Squarepants!

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  101. Mary Bennington

    Now, if we make a cut here….and over there….it could double as an Ice Cream scoop.

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  102. Mary Bennington

    Okay, if we strategically place the water fountain next to the port o potty…….

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  103. Mary Bennington

    Co-workers: Hyena is just the name of the ride sir! Boss: Well….I still think it should have spots…like this…..see! Co-workers: oh yeah yeah okay…I can see it now……

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  104. Shawn Ankenbrandt

    Starts with Holiday…ends with World…I don’t get it..Could I have another hint?

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  105. Christine Schmidt

    Ok guys, duct tape and super glue fixes everything right???? we started with superglue but better mark where we used superglue so if it comes apart we will know where to put more duct tape.

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  106. eric howe

    Ok when you get out of the water park make a right go to Goblin Burger and make me a burger. Then bring it back here.

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  107. Ryan Maddox

    Hoestly guys, I have no Idea what to do, so lets just use this handy dandy sharpie and write smart looking symbols so we don’t get yelled at that we also got a build a wicked teacup ride by next year, kapeesh?

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  108. Jennifer B

    “Hold it straight now, I’ll mark a line, it’s bound to be level then, what’s the worst that could happen.” (The guy on the left, Are they really doing this???)

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  109. Paul brayer

    Okay, let me write it down for you, These are the reasons my boots are cuter than yours…

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  110. susan morris

    got to mark the hole for the first bolt ! In constriction it takes more than one brain.

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  111. Denise Hull

    You mean this piece was supposed to be black? Ill color this part, you can color the rest!

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  112. Brandy Otto

    “Okay, how come there is always a left over piece when we put something together, no matter what?”

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  113. Carol Nichols

    Okay Bill, you go left, Jim goes right and sneak it up from the middle. Um Josh, you push it up really hard and someone with a hammer or screwdriver and seal it. Everyone got it??? Josh, are you listening?

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  114. Anita Bruggenschmidt-Vos

    I see here that Anita Bruggenschmidt-Vos drives over 1000 miles to see us every year after enduring months and months of harsh! winter weather

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  115. Lydia Brown

    Alright guys… I want a new screwdriver for Christmas and maybe some new boots… Wait! This is going to Santa Clause right?!

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  116. Debbie Hibbs

    I think he is writing who goes where? OK Matt you go in the right side, Steve you go left, Eric you stay right where you are!

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  117. Krista Sherman

    “Let’s start a pen pal program at Holiday World. We can send a note to Giraffica from Hyena Falls!”

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  118. Melissa Goupil

    We are men! We don’t need these instructions . . . Or maybe we do! Lets hide inter this pipe so no one sees us using them!

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  119. Lisa

    If we just tweak this formula right here, our water slide should take them all the way back to Illinois.

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  120. Susan Pimentel

    So, if we put “Boss, you’re great” right here, I think he will be able to see it all the time from his office.

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  121. Matthew Krebbs

    Ok now you go through here and you two cross here and I will hit you with the winning pass right here and we will all win the trophy of getting to ride first ready break

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  122. Crystal Amick

    Who needs “blueprints”, when you have a “Sharpie” to mark all the “important” areas to be bolted, welded or screwed together??

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  123. Kristin Nelson

    Ok, I’m pretty sure if you drill another hole right here…..the extra screw can go there. And BAM!! No extra pieces!!

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  124. Linda is in Stitches!

    The guy looking over their shoulders is saying – And they went to school for how many years to be able to draw that? Guess it is a good thing they don’t mind getting muddy. ;0)

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  125. KeirstenTaylor

    I don’t get it…where am I supposed to sign my name? All these holes are in my way!

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  126. Julie Hensley

    Hey guys! Check out my new glitter Sharpie! They had pink, but purple was my favorite.

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  127. Victoria Wright

    Hyena falls………….. and lands right……..just……..there…..!!!!! hehehehe

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  128. Brad

    Ok Bill, you go left and ill try to flank them on the right, as for the rest of you guard the goal!……BREAK!!

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  129. Ashley

    “Put me down for a burger with everything on it and fries, what’s everyone else want for lunch?”

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  130. Julie Memmer

    “So that’s a turkey footlong on wheat with lettuce and mayo, a roast beef on Italian, and a coldcut combo on flatbread with pickles and ranch. Got it. You keep working, and I’ll be right back with lunch.”

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  131. Fred Korfhage

    I’ll have a cheeseburger with fries, hold the mustard. Supersize it! Joe, you’ll have a chicken sandwich, extra mayo and Pepsi; Tom, you’re getting two chili dogs with relish and chips. Great, now who is taking this list and grabbing some grub for lunch?

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  132. Alisha

    “Ok, guys pay attention. It goes; heel, toe, dosey doe, scootin’ our boots, B&D, Kix& Dunn”

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  133. Melissa Goupil

    It goes 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, & 50!
    See what that is?! It makes Santa on a sleigh, way to go!

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  134. Derek

    This slide is kickin’ our butt, so we’re going to try a Pick and Roll Offense. Watch closely…

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  135. Michelle Harris

    X marks the spot that another piece will go onto this piece not up there but right where the X is.

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  136. Melissa Goupil

    Sir, I don’t think that’s right.
    Try moving it counter clockwise 45 degrees.
    There! Now draw a line here and there. Now that’s it!

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  137. kelli

    I’m not real sure we have this right. Here, let me write down my wifes cell. She’ll know how to fix it:)

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  138. Amanda

    Guys, I think we got it all wrong! Does anyone have an “easy button” in their pocket?!

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  139. Tonya Wilson

    Come on guys let get this piece cute so we can try this ride out. No! Mark it there No! Mark it there .(the guy on left)hurray up its cold out here! Lol

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  140. Candice

    SANTA _LAUSE. Come on now there’s only one more letter…. Umm. p……. really he’s everywhere!! Hangman! —–O-’—-<

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  141. Rhonda Hall

    OK…if you want to know where the secret hiding place to take a nap I will draw you a map……

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  142. karla lilly

    Hey everyone! Lets all sign this before we install it. That way the engineers know we were here!!

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  143. Jed Bowman

    I knew we should have read the driections and not just winged it. Now where does this part go?

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  144. Doug Kennedy

    Okay, put me down for a couple of tacos. John, get in here and decide what you want for lunch.

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  145. lesley

    Oh hey if we mark it right here……..tthen we will kno where to come baack to find our spot…shhhh

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  146. Derek

    How did you not guess Santa?! This is his beard, here’s his belt, and he’s even holding a big sack. You’re the worst Pictionary partner ever!

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  147. Gerna butts

    The water park is right here! We are going to ride the mammoth while you ride the play games. When we get done we will meet at the water park by the free drink machine . SEE THE WATER PARK IS HERE!

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  148. bruce Robertson

    Ok guys on the way out please go this way, so we can avoid all the dog poo we stepped in on the way over here!!!

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  149. Chrissy Howard

    This doesn’t look right, no one panic or anything but were gonna have to take this down and start over.

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  150. Jessica

    Ok everyone double check your Christmas wish list. This is Holiday World, so you know Santa will be here!

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  151. Brooke Gross

    “Here it is guys. The secret password to get into Fort Knox. No one will ever think to look here. Wait…did anyone else just here a camera click?!”

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  152. Anita Hensley

    Wait!!!!! Here is where we all meet at lunch so our wives wont find us. They will never think of looking in the women’s lingerie department.

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  153. Carolyn

    OK so here is the plan. Since we forgot where this piece goes, we’ll just autograph it with a sharpie.

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  154. Teamh

    “…it’s “so… call… me… maybe”. Okay?! Now that the lyrics are written down, could we PLEASE just sing together? And a one and a two and a…”

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  155. kendra brown

    Since the guy in the back is holding the main piece up so it doesn’t fall on our head I guess its break time! Who’s up for some old fashion tic tac toe?

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  156. Crystal Westby

    “So, I made a secret passage right through here. If we cut in through these bushes and past this gate then we can cut straight to the front of the line… It’s going to be a great summer, guys!!!”

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  157. Amanda

    “If we put a bolt right here, that MIGHT hold it. Shhhh we will let Tom test it first. He’s standing right behind you.”

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  158. Tracie arthur

    OK everyone lets play the word game everyone look at these pictures and figure the word out first one to figure the word out gets to use the Sharpie next! We get to have fun and everyone thinks we are making plans to work!

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  159. Bo Daves

    Dude, hold Optimus Prime’s arm still. He said if we mess up this tattoo he’s gonna smash our slide.

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  160. Amanda

    “Everytime I put something togeher I have parts left over, i’m sure it’s not that important, just lay it over there.”

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  161. Deanna

    Guy in the white shirt leaning around…I wonder if they realize that just drawing a black spot doesn’t REALLY make it a hole.

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  162. Crystal Salmon

    Hey guys….guys….look I got a sharpie, let play connect the holes and see what it makes!!

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  163. Dameon

    Okay, guys! Enough playing of “Connect the Dots”! Back to work! We’ve got Pat, Holidog, Santa and excited kids counting on us!

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  164. Courtney Clarke

    This piece was supposed to be black, guys, not white! I’ll get you started here and then it’s all yours!

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  165. Teamh

    “So… Four cheeseburgers with fries. Two pepsi’s, two diets, an order of fried pickles with extra ranch. Is that all?”

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  166. Lacy Wright

    O.k. guys,
    Here is my final four bracket break down. Do you think it looks good enough to win? Or should I switch some things up?

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  167. Linda Rogers

    “Alright Guys here we go…we are here at Hyena Falls… if we loop around … Nathan you tag Pat and we win… this sharpie holds the key and back row quit trying to look of his shoulder your always trying to rat out our game.”

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  168. Lindsey Davis

    Uh Oh!!!! Looks like we ran out of ink fellas…….we’re just gonna have to eye ball it!!

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  169. kendra brown

    Ok men…… We are the only ones in holiday world so here is the plan…. Don’t get caught

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  170. kendra brown

    If u don’t quit drawing and get this work done I’m going to drop this on your head

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  171. Alys Howard

    What do you mean you lost the most important piece, the autographed piece!!!
    Here quick someone sign this one with this sharpie and get it in place quick!!
    Maybe Mrs. Koch will never know. Remember don’t tell.

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  172. Alecia Lutz

    Let’s see, if it takes four guys in hard hats to figure out where this part goes, then it takes……..

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  173. Mark Self

    “I want color……no it’s my turn to color….you said I could color next…..(then the guy on the far left says)somebody say something about coloring?”

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  174. Kelli Spires

    These directions are too confusing, lets just put it together so it looks like the picture on the box!

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  175. Victoria Wright

    How many construction workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One…….. The other four aren’t so Sharpie. :)

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  176. Zach Voignier

    Hey guys do you remember what letter this part was marked with? Hmm, I think we’ll just label it ‘C’ and hope for the best.

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  177. Jennifer

    What?? ‘No I wasn’t sleeping on the job’… Umm ya I marked it here somewhere’ ……….. Just give me a minute to find it…
    Hurry Give me the sharpie before he notices……

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  178. Kiley Wolfe

    “I’ve tallied up the votes and that makes 3 votes to hide this piece in Santa’s Workshop, and 1 vote to figure out where this thing was supposed to go.

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  179. Alys Howard

    “Ahhh come on guys….haven’t you figured out yet whose turn it is to go next?”

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  180. Sarah Absher

    Ok here’s how we do this. Chuck you go through and get the ice cream, Frank you grab the cotton candy, and yes Ted one of those inflatable hammers. I’m heading to get the pizza and we’ll meet back at at Pilgrims Plunge and listen to them scream on the way down…. Ready, BREAK!

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  181. Frank

    Sometimes they just send us extra parts, we will label this one, not needed until it is needed!

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  182. Diane Hutchinson

    You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in and shake it all about….you do the Hokey Pokey …..

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  183. detra haycraft

    ….and the quarterback was supposed to fake the handoff and the tight end was gonna run down field and cut to the post, but he cut this way instead…..

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  184. Chris Pulley

    Well we are sooooooo out of luck until these legs get here, in the mean time I hold here and you hold right here

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  185. Brandy Bell

    The guy on the left says. . . . . “Are you guys for real! I don’t think writing your name and phone number on the bottom of the slide is gonna get you any dates. Why don’t you try one of those dating websites. No chics are gonna see that. “

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  186. Alecia Lutz

    The directions said, “Tab A goes into Slot B.” However, we’ll just change that so we can fit this piece in.

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  187. Kiley Wolfe

    “Lets just color this part in and voila! With little, tape and sharpie this piece looks good as new. Now nobody is every going to suspect it fell off the slide and shattered.

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  188. Jennifer Gabriel

    Don’t worry… Here’s the number for tech support.. They’ll know what to do.

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  189. Alecia Lutz

    Written: Santa Clause was here.
    Guy on the left, “You know you spelled Claus wrong, right?”

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  190. Melissa Jacobs

    Looks like we found Santa’s naughty and nice list. Let me just move my name over to the nice list real quick!

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  191. Amy

    My turn…”Bobby was here!” Me next, “Joe loves Jenny”, No- give it to me…,”Fred & Bobby- BFF! “

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  192. Diane Hutchinson

    You put your right foot in. You take your right foot out. You put your right foot out. You shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey…….

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  193. Jennifer Gabriel

    Ok, I opened my Sharpie and now I’m confused……..
    What would Bob the Builder do??

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  194. Brandie Smith

    Wait for it, wait for it… Ta-da! Look, all 28 teeth: now the slide can have a real smile!

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  195. Edith Corbin

    ok, you go long,and you double back and…..oh wait are’t we supposed to be working?

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  196. Samantha Fowler

    Part A connects to Part B, Part B connects to Part C… I dont see part C…. Hmmmmm Lets to make this Part C.

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  197. Jennifer Gabriel

    Is this suppose to be Funny??
    How many times to I have to tell you guys no drawing pictures on supplies.

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  198. amy kenady

    “Joe’s” construction crew wuz here and now we’re gone…we left our names to carry on! Hope you all have years of fun on this slide!

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  199. Beth

    The creative construction crew were busy designing the best Hyena swim wear to premiere during opening day. Hyena Hotshots need sizzling swim wear.

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  200. Holiback girl

    I can’t win, but I can’t resist sharing…

    “Looks like we’re gonna need a blow torch and some more peanut butter.”

    And I also stole that from Phineas and Ferb. Hi Communications Department!

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  201. Beth

    The creative construction crew were busy designing the best Hyena swim wear to premiere during opening day. Hyena Hotshots need sizzling swim wear.

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  202. Gloria Nelly

    Ok guys, if this is gonna fit, we need more holes. I will dot the spots. Here and here oh and here.

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  203. Stephanie Gardner

    Hmmm…. that looks like an inch there don’t you think?! Close enough, its almost lunch time man come on!

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  204. Judy Gargus

    They sent us white panels, and we ordered black! Everyone, quick, grab a black Sharpie and get to work!

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  205. Tammy Hoppenjans

    I don’t think the slide is tall enough. Do you think it was supposed to be 50 feet instead of 5?

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  206. Diane

    “Here we need a sign to tell riders to brace themselves for the biggest, most fun splash they’ve ever had!”

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  207. Lori Riser

    This right here is a con-yon-amoto, you just hook that up to the paralydical and it should be fine!

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  208. Richard M. Knight Sr.

    Now Guys!,Here’s the lowdown on this one,It has too be put on & Installed in this direction, & the Bolts tightened up & tourged in this sequence,Or otherwise it will weaken in time & start seaping & leak!,Our Jobs,Reputation & the Saftey of all Visitors depend on all of us doing the Job right!, :-)

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  209. Julienne

    Sharpie guy: “They are going to have a really hard time finding this Hidden Holidog.”
    Orange hat guy: “Face it man, that idea’s never gonna take off. The PR department said it wasn’t very original.”

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  210. Derek Pryor

    Ok guys.. I don’t have any paper on me but if you would all write your email addresses down I will send you that recipe I found on Pintrest.

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  211. Dave Smith

    Ok, let’s write them down to see which one we’re leaving out.
    Dasher, dancer, prancer…

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  212. Jennifer Tabor

    “If we write cut on this hole and that one no one will ever know we had left over parts, C’mon guys who’s with me?”

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  213. Jennifer Tabor

    If we put a screw here and than there and get one more part for here we could connect this with that water slide and make a surprise dual ride ending.

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  214. robert frierdich

    I just posted a comment and the time was stamped at 12:47 and it’s only 11:47 CST……

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  215. Heather

    Hangman…oh man u hung my man why couldnt I figure it out the phrase Holi_ _ _… Its Holidog.

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  216. Kim

    So here is the plan my fellow friends, let’s build a yellow brick road all the way to holiday world. And while we build it we will see follow the yellow brick road to holiday world do da do da. And the song we shall sing is off to work we go…la la do da of tO work we go…dip pity do dip pa da oh what fun we will have on this glorious day

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  217. Ralaina Hunley

    (Draws a map that looks like Holidog shaking hands with Santa). “Now here is the best route to ride all the rides before the park opens. So long as we don’t finish construction here for a while, we can have the park all to ourselves, so let’s leave this last piece out for a while.”

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  218. Brittany Smith

    There writing something like a football play but instead of playing football it is where each one should go.
    ” ok you go over here and then you go this was”

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  219. Tamara ours Engelhardt

    Dear holiday world, if u find this then u have figured out that we weren’t working all the time all work and no play makes Jim a dull guy! I won the tic tack toe, steve won the bolts and screws, mark won the tunnel pieces, and Dave won all the scrap metal. Don’t worry the ride is good and set until u reach this spot! While we are in cancun we will be thinking of and just know we needed this vacation!!! Be back soon, Jim

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  220. Patricia

    Buried treasure at Holiday World? Quick! Before Santa Comes and steals the map. Oh okay…pretend were a building a new attraction b4 he gets suspicious!!!!!!!

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  221. Patricia

    We take a moment of silence, & pray to the all mighty great Holidog that we are blessed with genius, and have the capablity to perfect the new attraction, “Hyena Falls”, without a hitch. Translation: Don’t muck it up!!!!!!!

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  222. Jackie Hogan

    Ok guys… the steps go here and the slide goes over there. The bench goes by that fountain….Wait! That won’t work. This is harder than it looks. Wish I had an eraser……

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  223. Jackie Hogan

    We found bread crumbs through Kringle Cafe and into Holidog Town and then we lost them. They started again by the Voyager. Everybody fan out and pretty soon we will find which ride Mrs. Koch is hiding on…..as long as she stays in one place.

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  224. Jackie Hogan

    If this bolt goes here and that screw goes there…Then where does this other bolt go? Oh well…. they must have sent us extra pieces in case we lost some.

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  225. jeff

    I think was hole 6, no your wrong it is hole number 7, Both of you are wrong it is upside down and it is hole 3, said the boss

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  226. kelly minderman

    If your going to deface Holiday World property…………..at least make sure the reindeer are in the right spot. Its Dasher then Dancer. Ugh. Rookies!

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  227. Brian Raymond

    “I can’t believe they only gave us one Sharpie to color this whole slide. This is going to take forever!”

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  228. donna stewart

    they’re doing a crossword puzzle.. what is a 12 letter word starts w a H_ _ i _ a _ W_ _l d and it mean having a Fun time (Holiday World)

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  229. Annalea Miller

    Construction workers gearing up for the upcoming march
    madness, putting their plays n the play book for the big game!
    I bet on white hats!

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