Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?

21 February 2013 - 2:54pm

Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?




Update: Congrats to our winner - Tammy L. from Keavy, Kentucky. Her caption was short and sweet - and made us laugh out loud: "For a good time ... call 1-812-937-4401." (That's the park's phone number.) Congrats to Tammy, who wins two one-day tickets. Thanks to all who entered!

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It's time for another caption contest!

While leafing through Nathan's latest construction photos from Hyena Falls, this one made me laugh.

What in the world is a Sharpie doing in a construction zone? And more importantly - what the heck is he writing?

Judging by the looks on their faces, it's pretty important.

Here's my feeble crack at it: Tic ... tac ... wait! I can't remember - am I "x" or "o" this time around?

What's he writing?

Now it's your turn - what's he getting ready to write with that Sharpie? Or, what are they discussing so earnestly?

Make us laugh out loud and you could win two one-day tickets to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari!

A few rules:

1. Must be 13 or older to enter.

2. Must not be an employee of Holiday World & Splashin' Safari (or that employee's immediate family member).

3. Yes, you may enter more than once. Because you're just that witty, right? But five times per person is the limit. Really. And only one caption per posted Comment, please.

4. If you've won tickets from one of our contests within the past six months, you're not elegible to win. If it's been more than six months - have at it!

5. Judges' decision is final. It always is.

6. Deadline is next Monday at noon. That's 2/25/13 at 12 noon CST. We'll notify the winner by email by that Wednesday.

How to enter? Post your hilarious caption to the above photo as a "Comment" here on this HoliBlog post (we moderate our Comments, so don't get all worked up when it doesn't show up right away, okay? As long as you don't go all naughty on us, we'll post your caption).

Good luck!

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You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in and shake it all about....you do the Hokey Pokey .....

Alright listen up, we must stay sharp on this job!

"Let's seal it with a Sharpie and it'll last forever!"

You see guys...the hip bone connects to the leg bone.

Look busy, the boss is watching.

....and the quarterback was supposed to fake the handoff and the tight end was gonna run down field and cut to the post, but he cut this way instead.....

and we start the Harlem Shake in 3, 2, 1 .........

Well we are sooooooo out of luck until these legs get here, in the mean time I hold here and you hold right here

The guy on the left says. . . . . "Are you guys for real! I don't think writing your name and phone number on the bottom of the slide is gonna get you any dates. Why don't you try one of those dating websites. No chics are gonna see that. "

The directions said, "Tab A goes into Slot B." However, we'll just change that so we can fit this piece in.

They are busy writing out their lunch schedules!

"Lets just color this part in and voila! With little, tape and sharpie this piece looks good as new. Now nobody is every going to suspect it fell off the slide and shattered.

If I was gonna draw a mustache on someone, I would do it like this...

Just write your order here, it's gonna be covered up soon anyway.

"Take a photo of us for facebook would ya? Alright boys, hard at work pose!"

Don't worry... Here's the number for tech support.. They'll know what to do.

Written: Santa Clause was here.
Guy on the left, "You know you spelled Claus wrong, right?"

And that is how E=mc2!!

Looks like we found Santa's naughty and nice list. Let me just move my name over to the nice list real quick!

You mean the chicken came first?

" Hold on! That adds up to how much water!?!"

Hurry, someone get some duct tape. This is still fixable.

My turn..."Bobby was here!" Me next, "Joe loves Jenny", No- give it to me...,"Fred & Bobby- BFF! "

Lets just mark it and see what happens... It will look like factory markings, right?

You guys think this marker will cut through this?

You put your right foot in. You take your right foot out. You put your right foot out. You shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey.......

Ok, whose bright idea was it to hide an Easter egg here?

Ok, I opened my Sharpie and now I'm confused........
What would Bob the Builder do??

"See? If we make it this much taller, we can all stand under here comfortably!"

Wait for it, wait for it... Ta-da! Look, all 28 teeth: now the slide can have a real smile!

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