Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?

21 February 2013 - 2:54pm

Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?




Update: Congrats to our winner - Tammy L. from Keavy, Kentucky. Her caption was short and sweet - and made us laugh out loud: "For a good time ... call 1-812-937-4401." (That's the park's phone number.) Congrats to Tammy, who wins two one-day tickets. Thanks to all who entered!

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It's time for another caption contest!

While leafing through Nathan's latest construction photos from Hyena Falls, this one made me laugh.

What in the world is a Sharpie doing in a construction zone? And more importantly - what the heck is he writing?

Judging by the looks on their faces, it's pretty important.

Here's my feeble crack at it: Tic ... tac ... wait! I can't remember - am I "x" or "o" this time around?

What's he writing?

Now it's your turn - what's he getting ready to write with that Sharpie? Or, what are they discussing so earnestly?

Make us laugh out loud and you could win two one-day tickets to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari!

A few rules:

1. Must be 13 or older to enter.

2. Must not be an employee of Holiday World & Splashin' Safari (or that employee's immediate family member).

3. Yes, you may enter more than once. Because you're just that witty, right? But five times per person is the limit. Really. And only one caption per posted Comment, please.

4. If you've won tickets from one of our contests within the past six months, you're not elegible to win. If it's been more than six months - have at it!

5. Judges' decision is final. It always is.

6. Deadline is next Monday at noon. That's 2/25/13 at 12 noon CST. We'll notify the winner by email by that Wednesday.

How to enter? Post your hilarious caption to the above photo as a "Comment" here on this HoliBlog post (we moderate our Comments, so don't get all worked up when it doesn't show up right away, okay? As long as you don't go all naughty on us, we'll post your caption).

Good luck!

Tagging: 
humor
contest
Hyena Falls
construction

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Comments

For a good time call...1-812-937-4401

Submitted by Tammy Logan on 21 February 2013 - 6:00pm.

Who has the light bulb?

Submitted by marsha on 21 February 2013 - 6:41pm.

You gotta put the little black dots on both sides...and don't let Dougie back there put any more BIG black dots on them like he did this one...

Submitted by Todd on 21 February 2013 - 7:09pm.

68, 69, 70, and... 71! 71 days until Holiday World opens!

Submitted by Drake Krohn on 21 February 2013 - 7:12pm.

I am gonna sign my name on this piece right here. I have a sharpie, that means its permanent! I will be remembered forever as "Nathan was here"

Submitted by Kristi Phelps on 21 February 2013 - 7:59pm.

(boss) what are you drawing
(worker) A heyena falling.
(boss) it is heyena falls not falling! Get busy building!
(man) you want the riders to crash?
(boss) they won't if you get to work.
(man) Giirrl I playin pictionary
(boss) work!
(man) aint nobody go time for that!

Submitted by carson on 21 February 2013 - 8:06pm.

Uhhhh...dude...who drew the mustache on Mrs. Koch's picture?  Don't you guys know those markers are PERMANENT?!?!?

Submitted by Laura Smith on 21 February 2013 - 8:09pm.

"You must be really bad at Hangman — this is the third time I've beaten you!"

Submitted by Amy Reinhart on 21 February 2013 - 8:15pm.

Do you guys think this pen is black... or navy blue?

Submitted by Laura on 21 February 2013 - 8:49pm.

You guys I totally have the best hand-writing. No contest.

Submitted by Laura on 21 February 2013 - 8:52pm.

Look, fellas...it's a great way to meet girls. Just write your name and phone number here............

Submitted by Gary Allen on 21 February 2013 - 8:54pm.

I know Splashin' Safari is trying to use less paper these days, but THIS is just ridiculous! There's really nothing else for me to write on besides this slide??

Submitted by Laura on 21 February 2013 - 8:57pm.

So carry the 2 and add this other part here... That means we have approximately 231 minutes until lunch.

Submitted by Laura on 21 February 2013 - 8:58pm.

Everyone tried hard not to stare. But the awkward fact remained, Tim and his orange hardhat just didn't fit in with the group.

Submitted by MD Miller on 21 February 2013 - 9:13pm.

Cleverly disguised as construction workers, Athletic Directors Fred Glass (middle) and Mitch Barnhart (right) met with sport mediators (left) in a secret location yesterday to discuss ways to revive the Indiana/Kentucky basketball series.

Submitted by John Bower on 21 February 2013 - 9:16pm.

So wheres the out house again?!

Submitted by Deborah Masters on 21 February 2013 - 9:17pm.

OK, Lets have a contest....Who has the muddiest boots?

Submitted by Sarah on 21 February 2013 - 9:20pm.

What do you think we should order for lunch? Maybe three Hyena Burgers?

Submitted by Sarah on 21 February 2013 - 9:26pm.

So in conclusion, you take the square root of the sum of the hypothesis and multiply by pi, you get 42.

Submitted by John Bower on 21 February 2013 - 9:36pm.

"Now, you're sure the bank will cash this?"

Submitted by basscomm on 21 February 2013 - 9:47pm.

"Ok after lunch I'm going to hide here in the Zinga, John you are supposed to hide here in the Moonsoon Lagoon, Chad you hide inside Crocodile Isle and lets see how long it takes Mark to find us. Quick here comes Mark.

Submitted by Tiffany Brown on 21 February 2013 - 10:20pm.

Mike was here. Jerry loves Amber 4-ever. Mark was here.

Submitted by Heidi Suter on 21 February 2013 - 10:37pm.

Please send help! We're not sure how much longer we can hold this heavy slide up with our heads!

Submitted by Heidi Suter on 21 February 2013 - 10:47pm.

Oh, I see! You forgot to add the two!

Submitted by Seth Campbell on 21 February 2013 - 10:49pm.

Pay attention or Evan's going to start the drill!

Submitted by Heidi Suter on 21 February 2013 - 11:00pm.

Roses are red; Violets are blue; Holiday World rocks; and Hyena Falls does too!

Submitted by Heidi Suter on 21 February 2013 - 11:33pm.

"Don't you think it would be faster to just *paint* it black?"

Submitted by Bryan Bird on 22 February 2013 - 12:50am.

"Just color over this scratch here, and... voila! No one will ever know it fell out of the truck on Christmas Boulevard."

Submitted by Bryan Bird on 22 February 2013 - 1:03am.

"There. If I put my name on it, MAYBE you guys will stop stealing it from the fridge."

Submitted by Bryan Bird on 22 February 2013 - 1:09am.

Now, according to the blueprints, we saw Holidog last in pipe D fourteen.

Submitted by Mike Hoberg on 22 February 2013 - 2:05am.

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