Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?

21 February 2013 - 2:54pm

Caption contest: How Sharpie is your wit?




Update: Congrats to our winner - Tammy L. from Keavy, Kentucky. Her caption was short and sweet - and made us laugh out loud: "For a good time ... call 1-812-937-4401." (That's the park's phone number.) Congrats to Tammy, who wins two one-day tickets. Thanks to all who entered!

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It's time for another caption contest!

While leafing through Nathan's latest construction photos from Hyena Falls, this one made me laugh.

What in the world is a Sharpie doing in a construction zone? And more importantly - what the heck is he writing?

Judging by the looks on their faces, it's pretty important.

Here's my feeble crack at it: Tic ... tac ... wait! I can't remember - am I "x" or "o" this time around?

What's he writing?

Now it's your turn - what's he getting ready to write with that Sharpie? Or, what are they discussing so earnestly?

Make us laugh out loud and you could win two one-day tickets to Holiday World & Splashin' Safari!

A few rules:

1. Must be 13 or older to enter.

2. Must not be an employee of Holiday World & Splashin' Safari (or that employee's immediate family member).

3. Yes, you may enter more than once. Because you're just that witty, right? But five times per person is the limit. Really. And only one caption per posted Comment, please.

4. If you've won tickets from one of our contests within the past six months, you're not elegible to win. If it's been more than six months - have at it!

5. Judges' decision is final. It always is.

6. Deadline is next Monday at noon. That's 2/25/13 at 12 noon CST. We'll notify the winner by email by that Wednesday.

How to enter? Post your hilarious caption to the above photo as a "Comment" here on this HoliBlog post (we moderate our Comments, so don't get all worked up when it doesn't show up right away, okay? As long as you don't go all naughty on us, we'll post your caption).

Good luck!

Comments

Comments

Holiday World is already built on integrity, so we won't need all this concrete after all.

Who left this section out in the rain? It washed all the numbers off and the directions are calling for number 303c...

Guy in red shirt: I will not allow you to see my masterpiece on this ride equipment until it is complete now please move your head.

Well....if we approach strategically from the flank.....nahhh, who am I kidding?....let's just morph!

Okay, the tie goes here, and now put a little yellow here....and that my fine gentleman, is how you draw Spongebob Squarepants!

Now, if we make a cut here....and over there....it could double as an Ice Cream scoop.

Okay, if we strategically place the water fountain next to the port o potty.......

Co-workers: Hyena is just the name of the ride sir! Boss: Well....I still think it should have spots...like this.....see! Co-workers: oh yeah yeah okay...I can see it now......

Starts with Holiday...ends with World...I don't get it..Could I have another hint?

Oh no, it doesn't fit... Need to drill here and drill there so it can fit right!

No, No, No. I'm wearing the Orange hat and the screw is supposed to go here.

Ok guys, duct tape and super glue fixes everything right???? we started with superglue but better mark where we used superglue so if it comes apart we will know where to put more duct tape.

Ok when you get out of the water park make a right go to Goblin Burger and make me a burger. Then bring it back here.

Ok when you get to the hardware store just give them this list.

No there is no t hangman. want to try again?

Go ask Santa if we can use these tools form his work shop.

I swear the bank will take this check.

Hoestly guys, I have no Idea what to do, so lets just use this handy dandy sharpie and write smart looking symbols so we don't get yelled at that we also got a build a wicked teacup ride by next year, kapeesh?

"Hold it straight now, I'll mark a line, it's bound to be level then, what's the worst that could happen." (The guy on the left, Are they really doing this???)

Okay, let me write it down for you, These are the reasons my boots are cuter than yours...

Three score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth a storybook train...

A Green Pen Ink used to make CDs play better.
Maybe a Blue Sharpie Pen Ink here will make the Slide go FASTER.
(See http://www.snopes.com/music/media/marker.htm for the green ink urban legend).

got to mark the hole for the first bolt ! In constriction it takes more than one brain.

Somebody's taking pictures. Quick! Grab that sharpie and look important.

Yeah, right there. Write, "Paula was here."

Santa's Seat HERE.

Now do you want curly fries or regular?

we really should have read the instructions.

How many men does it take to know something is not right? 1..2..3..4..5....

You mean this piece was supposed to be black? Ill color this part, you can color the rest!

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