Remember this phone call?

Well, she just called back.

Using a whole new pronunciation guide.

"Hello, are you an administrative assistant for Wah Kotch?"

Excuse me, who?

"Wah Kotch."

(Will's initials are W.A. Just like his dad. Just like his son. W.A. without the periods is "Wah," I guess. Rhymes with ahhh.)

When I told her we'd received a call from their magazine a few months prior, she denied it, "Oh, no. We only call once a year." She told me that several times.

Rhymes with numb.