Make us LOL and you could win tickets

27 March 2012 - 7:21pm

Make us LOL and you could win tickets

Today was a big day for these fellas ...

What are they saying?

... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.

Dummies? I think not!

To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?

Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.

But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?

It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.

Here's what to do:

1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.

* ... and we're no dummies!

 

Tagging: 
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Comments

Comments

"See, guys? I told ya, this is the best coaster park around with the best price! Especially since we don't have an arm and an arm and an arm and an arm and an arm and an arm and an arm and an arm and a leg to spare!"

Submitted by Randy Simpson on 2 April 2012 - 9:59am.

Them dummies are white as a ghost !! What did you do to them poor guys lol

Submitted by Barry Dunkerson on 2 April 2012 - 10:01am.

(whipser) that was great! Check it out, he's looking at us like we're crazy. Now, THIS time, instead of "cawing" like a Raven, let's "quack" like ducks the whole ride.

Submitted by Sherry Etienne on 2 April 2012 - 10:01am.

"Wow, that was too fun! This sure beats the heck out of our old job down at the bowling alley, doesn't it?"

Submitted by Randy Simpson on 2 April 2012 - 10:02am.

Dummy in the back leaning over- " Fellas, that ride was awesome & I'd love to high five everybody but the whole no arms thing is going to make that a problem"

Submitted by Matt Garner on 2 April 2012 - 10:02am.

Man, that was such an intense ride I can't feel my arms or legs, meh, enough waiting when are they going to send us out again... I love these marathon ride sessions

Submitted by Mike Kaiser on 2 April 2012 - 10:04am.

*cough* *cough* "I think I swallowed a bug on that last turn...."

Submitted by Randy Simpson on 2 April 2012 - 10:08am.

Dude, did you me raise my arms down that last hill? Arms?!? Oh my goodness my arms are gone!
Think they will let us ride again and see if we can find them? Raven Rocks!

Submitted by Jeannie Banda on 2 April 2012 - 10:12am.

Hey, I think they just noticed we're plastic? Act normal!

Submitted by Blaine Ubelhor on 2 April 2012 - 10:13am.

Hey hunny I think we just passed your family in the petting zoo

Yes we did they are my inlaws

Submitted by Aaron on 2 April 2012 - 10:16am.

You skipped "Chapter 3: Woo Hoo" in "Roller Coasters for Dummies, didn't you Bob?!
Bob?
Bob, can you hear me?!

Submitted by Amanda Clarke on 2 April 2012 - 10:19am.

No Shirt , No Shoes , No Arms, No Problem

Submitted by Melissa on 2 April 2012 - 10:19am.

So here I sit, in The Raven's back seat.
The speed is awesome; the turns are sweet.
A faceless torso; no legs, unarmed -
But I do this every year so no one gets harmed.

Submitted by Randy Simpson on 2 April 2012 - 10:20am.

*excited to ride the raven* If your happy and you know it clap your...oh...right.

Submitted by Hailey forehand on 2 April 2012 - 10:20am.

"I don't know why they keep telling me to keep my arms and legs inside the vehicle....."

Submitted by Phillip on 2 April 2012 - 10:23am.

Whew. What a thrill! I had no idea I'd be completely white in the face and missing a few limbs. Guess I should have read "Roller Coasters for Dummies" before trying this one!

Submitted by Carly Vogel on 2 April 2012 - 10:25am.

Sit back and relax, what do you have to lose?

Submitted by Dustin Fuller on 2 April 2012 - 10:30am.

I guess we are the "dummy's " to ride first!

Submitted by Gabrielle Makarowski on 2 April 2012 - 10:34am.

Hey guys.. I can't feel my legs...

Submitted by Lindsay on 2 April 2012 - 10:37am.

Boy! We lucked out when we got this job! We could of been like our cousin Jim. That poor guy crashes into walls all day!

Submitted by Amanda Clarke on 2 April 2012 - 10:40am.

"Hey, buddy....yeah..you up front. Do you perhaps have a Depend on you for me to borrow, because I could really use one right now after that ride! And I think the guy behind us has caught on that this is not a water ride."

Submitted by Nina Allen on 2 April 2012 - 10:41am.

You REALLY need to work on your tan~~ you are looking ghostly these days !!

Submitted by Tammy Baucom on 2 April 2012 - 10:43am.

I'm no dummy I'm not putting my arms up!!

Submitted by Patricia Robinson on 2 April 2012 - 10:58am.

Please, Mummy, can we ride it again??

Submitted by Elise Oppmann on 2 April 2012 - 11:29am.

Hey if I get sick do you think someone can carry me off?

Submitted by April on 2 April 2012 - 11:39am.

I believe the couple in front of us is from Pompeii, as well.

Submitted by Mike Marshall on 2 April 2012 - 11:41am.

They told you not to look back on the Legend...but did you listen....NO!!!!....and look at us now would you!...You're lucky their even letting us ride on Raven!

Submitted by Alan Tidwell on 2 April 2012 - 11:42am.

(Reenacting one of the best movies scenes ever from "Wayne's World"...)

Singing ... "Thundrbolts of lightning very very frightening me. Galileo ... Galileo ... Galileo ... Galileo .... Figero - Magnifico"

Submitted by darren smelser on 2 April 2012 - 11:54am.

Awwwwww, man!!!!! I told you to go to the restroom Larry BEFORE we got on this ride!

Submitted by David Crowe on 2 April 2012 - 11:55am.

You look white as a ghost...I told you not to ride, you dummy.

Submitted by melissa goens on 2 April 2012 - 12:00pm.

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