Make us LOL and you could win tickets

27 March 2012 - 7:21pm

Make us LOL and you could win tickets

Today was a big day for these fellas ...

What are they saying?

... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.

Dummies? I think not!

To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?

Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.

But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?

It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.

Here's what to do:

1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.

* ... and we're no dummies!

 

Tagging: 
contest
Raven
test dummies
humor
off-season

Comments

Comments

I tried to scream but it just wouldn't come out!

Submitted by Shannon Roach on 2 April 2012 - 12:09pm.

Hang on tight, Sit upright, and enjoy You're flight- on The Raven! L.O.L. Hang on tight to what? I have no arms!!!

Submitted by Robert Nungester on 2 April 2012 - 12:11pm.

I told you coming here would cost us an arm and a leg. Luckily, this place has safety inspectors...

Submitted by Randi Penny on 2 April 2012 - 12:42pm.

Before take off
"Should we be concerned that the staff aren't wearing park employee uniforms?"

Submitted by Bambi Sroka on 2 April 2012 - 12:43pm.

Steve: hey bob?
Bob: yea steve.
Steve: You said you didnt want to be a crash test dummy anymore!
Bob: This is not what I meant....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Submitted by kristi walker on 2 April 2012 - 12:59pm.

Dummy one "Dude but I CAN'T keep my arms and legs inside the car at all times!"
Dummy two "I feel you bro."

Submitted by Nicole Taflinger on 2 April 2012 - 1:13pm.

"I guess we forgot to keep our arms and legs inside at all times."

Submitted by Zach Voignier on 2 April 2012 - 2:33pm.

Body 1: Knock knock
Body 2: Who's there?
Body 1: Dummy
Body 2: Dummy who?
Body 1: Dummy a favor and let's ride again!

Submitted by Amy Eaton on 2 April 2012 - 8:53pm.

Where is your dumb girlfriend? I thought she was coming.

Whe she saw the sign on the highway that said "Holiday World Left," she turned around and went home.

Submitted by Amy Eaton on 2 April 2012 - 9:11pm.

Dummy1 I feel like im going to throw up!
Dummy2 Well we have been sitting on this ride for hours! Oh well, at least bugs won't get stuck in our teeth!

Submitted by Annette R Tackett on 3 April 2012 - 9:28am.

I know the contest is over, but I could not resist.

I feel fat. Am I retaining water?

Submitted by Stuart Landes on 3 April 2012 - 10:27am.

"I told you we shouldn't have lifted are arms!"

Submitted by Rachel on 4 April 2012 - 5:25pm.

Guy leaning in to friend,"Hey Buddy, I'd give my right arm and left leg to see those girls expression in front of us after that last ride. I though the one was going to puke there for a minute.That was a hair raising, mouth dropping, eye opening, good time. Did ya see that? Hugh did ya? Girl in front,"I think that guy behind me is checking me out. If only I could hear what he is saying." Other girl," Nope he's just pulling your leg, but I'd bet the other one wants to ride again with us" Other girl," Well I am guessing by his body language, he is a complete square, but anyhow this ride totally blew my socks off!"

Submitted by Ann Hammersley on 19 April 2012 - 2:14pm.

How to ride the Raven.....For DUMMIES!

Submitted by Steph on 9 May 2012 - 7:17pm.

No ears to hear that you should "Keep all limbs inside the ride at all times" : YOU CAN LEARN ALOT FROM A DUMMY

Submitted by Amy Mize on 16 May 2012 - 11:27am.

Mrs. Koch didn't say anything about testing the rides when I signed my contract!

Submitted by Mark Ratajczak on 18 May 2012 - 12:43pm.

"No worries. After that we are still intelligently beautiful "

Submitted by Brittany Wonder on 19 May 2012 - 6:03pm.

Did they say to hang on, what do they mean hang on with what?

Submitted by Jessica on 21 May 2012 - 12:24pm.

I feel sorry for the dummies that had to test ride this coaster!

Submitted by Scott henderson on 22 May 2012 - 10:10am.

hey whats your name .Dumy ! ( other dude ) Not going to belive this !! My name is Dumy too. Hey dude you wany to be like... friends No I don't like to be friends with a dumy .Dude no time for taking we're falling ....... boom crash

Submitted by zoey coleman on 23 May 2012 - 9:18pm.

Dont bend cuz you might snap

Submitted by kyle on 25 May 2012 - 8:14pm.

Next time pay attention to the sign that says "keep arms inside" and does anyone have a throw up bag?

Submitted by Ron J Wicker on 26 May 2012 - 11:01am.

Ok make sure u raise ur arms in front of the camera so we know whos who.

Submitted by Elizabeth Kemp on 26 May 2012 - 3:17pm.

He is kissing the head of the Dummy in front of him saying
"I am so glad you are okay."

Submitted by Jessica H on 29 May 2012 - 12:39pm.

Headline.....
Only at holiday world can you have so much fun on a cistern that your arms get off because you didn't listen when they said keep hands in cart. But that's ok because the raven was worth it and these dummies are ready to do it again. I wonder if they will stand up this time and become headless dummies.

Submitted by Natasha on 30 May 2012 - 10:19am.

"Even with airbags, Vince, you've still got to remember to buckle your saftey belt." You could learn a lot from a dummy....

Submitted by Natasha on 30 May 2012 - 10:34am.

Even with lap bars you have to keep your hands inside....you could learn a lot from a dummy

Submitted by Natasha on 30 May 2012 - 10:36am.

Dude...are you scared? You're as white as a ghost!

Submitted by Darby Kelly on 30 May 2012 - 7:17pm.

Hey Look at those Dummies standing behind us, I think that one thinks your Cute! no i think they think we are Dummies but who gets to ride this cool ride over and over again?

Submitted by Kris Phelps on 30 May 2012 - 10:53pm.

Once upon a roller coaster ride, while I pondered, with a white, plastic hide,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of engineers gaze
While I sat, strapped in my seat, suddenly there came a clapping praise,
As of some one wildly laughing at my faceless gazing
"'Tis some coaster," we muttered, "drained us of color, arms and legs no more.
Only this and nothing more."

Submitted by Lesa Lewellyn on 31 May 2012 - 5:28pm.

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