Make us LOL and you could win tickets

27 March 2012 - 7:21pm

Make us LOL and you could win tickets

Today was a big day for these fellas ...

What are they saying?

... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.

Dummies? I think not!

To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?

Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.

But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?

It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.

Here's what to do:

1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.

* ... and we're no dummies!

 

Tagging: 
contest
Raven
test dummies
humor
off-season

Comments

Comments

Hey Gas is so high but,It was worth my arms to get here The Raven was a blast.!!!!

Submitted by Renee Burdette on 27 March 2012 - 8:36pm.

The fireworks safety PSA actors get a much needed break after filming.

Submitted by Chris Herron on 27 March 2012 - 8:39pm.

D1: I get to test Voyage tomorrow...

D2: That's NOTHING, Dan has me testing Mammoth later this week!

Submitted by MinusTheV on 27 March 2012 - 8:39pm.

Rear dummy: "Weren't you wearing a hat?" Front dummy: "'Take it off before the coaster leaves', you said...Did I listen? NO!"

Submitted by Mechelle Steenburg on 27 March 2012 - 8:41pm.

"Loosen up a bit" " Throw your arms in the air like you just don't care"

Submitted by Emily on 27 March 2012 - 8:42pm.

Gas is so high it cost me 2 arms to get here,But it was worth it The Raven is a Blast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Renee Burdette on 27 March 2012 - 8:43pm.

(This is the conversation between thus follows: #1 top left, #2 top right, #3, bottom left, #4 bottom right)

#1: Look!! LOOK UP! There in the sky!!!
#4: Is it a Bird?!!! Oh...wait...We're riding the...
#3: NO! It looks like a plane!!!!
#2:NO!!! GUYS!!! LOOK IT'S...
All in Unison: IT'S SANTA!!!

Submitted by Katie on 27 March 2012 - 8:46pm.

Announcer "And remember folks, please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times."

Rider "Should we say something?"

Submitted by christy on 27 March 2012 - 8:48pm.

Why do I let you talk us into things like this?I am sooooo telling mom about this one!

Submitted by Lisa Shepherd on 27 March 2012 - 8:48pm.

"We waited all this time for the back seat and the ones in front of us just got right on. Who's the dummy?"

Submitted by Chuck Karbowiak on 27 March 2012 - 8:49pm.

HEADLINE: The Blue Man Group was scared white as a ghost on the Raven Today

Submitted by Randy Holland on 27 March 2012 - 8:51pm.

"Psst, Do you think they would notice if I rode this coaster backwards?"

Submitted by Martin Furrow on 27 March 2012 - 8:52pm.

D1: I love this ride, sorry D2 for getting plastic pee all over the seat!!! Hey D3 do u know where are arms went? And D3 I'm sorry about the pee but u will get the color back in your face soon!!! So let's ride it again! D4 r u ok? Because u haven't said a word did u get plastic pee on the seat? If so it's ok

Submitted by Racquel Moyes on 27 March 2012 - 8:54pm.

"Stop complaining! Most theme parks cost an arm AND a leg!"

Submitted by christy on 27 March 2012 - 8:55pm.

The Blue Man Gruop was turned white as a ghost today on the Raven

Submitted by Randy Holland on 27 March 2012 - 8:55pm.

"You know, the humans made us so that they could avoid risk and make it *safely* to death!"

Submitted by April on 27 March 2012 - 8:59pm.

We really should have tanned a bit longer in Splash&Safari...

Submitted by Genie on 27 March 2012 - 9:04pm.

This is why they tell you to keep your arms inside the ride.

Submitted by Susan DeTalente on 27 March 2012 - 9:07pm.

**Smile for the photo!**
(backseat dummy) "Ahh man! My hair is messed up! You didn't say anything about a picture afterwards! I just wanted the first ride."

Submitted by Emily N. Jackson on 27 March 2012 - 9:07pm.

The heck with my arms! I lost everything, my eyes, my arms, my ears, my eyebrows, my eyelashes, my nose, my nose hairs, the hair on my head! But, on the up side, my freckles are finally gone!!

Submitted by Tina Bowling on 27 March 2012 - 9:07pm.

the raven ride operator told us to picture each other naked and the raven is less scary, i think we over did it though, this is to naked..

Submitted by rachel burke on 27 March 2012 - 9:11pm.

the raven ride operator told us to picture each other naked and the raven is less scary, i think we over did it though, this is to naked..

Submitted by rachel burke on 27 March 2012 - 9:12pm.

Most people are stuck in offices all day. Our job is to ride roller coasters. Now whose the dummies?

Submitted by Zach Clapper on 27 March 2012 - 9:14pm.

I'm kind of scared. Would you mind holding my hand? Ooops, forget it!

Submitted by Todd on 27 March 2012 - 9:16pm.

Oh my gnome that was off the hook can we should get back in line and go again on the worlds most awesomest ride

Submitted by Brad on 27 March 2012 - 9:19pm.

Dummies in front: Hey, what's up? Dummy leaning over: Looks like Safari Pizza to me!

Submitted by Mary Bennington on 27 March 2012 - 9:21pm.

Guys I told you it wasn't a good idea to volunteer to test the Mammoth before we tested the coasters I feel like an ICE CUBE!!!! It is only March it is CoLd....We are such Dummies!

Submitted by Kelly Proctor on 27 March 2012 - 9:29pm.

After this lets go to the raging rapids I think I may have wet myself.

Submitted by Phillip Wilson on 27 March 2012 - 9:32pm.

I cannot believe we look so pale in that picture, should we ride again? Everyone pinch your cheeks to add some color and be sure to smile. OK....let's RiDe!!! We only have 6 weeks until the tanned peeps start coming in!!!

Submitted by Kelly Proctor on 27 March 2012 - 9:34pm.

Dummy (leaning): Guys? ....Guys? GUYS?!
(to back passenger): I think we're going on the next run by ourselves...the other guys need a medic...

Submitted by regina on 27 March 2012 - 9:39pm.

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