Make us LOL and you could win tickets
27 March 2012 - 7:21pm
Make us LOL and you could win tickets
Today was a big day for these fellas ...
... these "dummies" caught the first flight of The Raven for the 2012 season.
Dummies? I think not!
To celebrate their raucous return to the station (and yes, they were armless pre-flight), let's give away a pair of tickets, shall we?
Take a look at these pasty-faced gents. The two in front look relaxed, if a bit stunned.
But those two in back - see how one is leaned in toward the other? What's that dummy saying?
It's "crunch time" here at the park, so we need a good laugh. Make us LOL and you could win a pair of tickets.
Here's what to do:
1. Give us sass. Give us silly. Give us snark. But keep your "Dummy Dialogue" family-friendly, okay?
2. We called it "Dummy Dialogue" because we have an unhealthy alliteration affinity (see?); it can be Dummy Monologue if you prefer. We like one-liners, too.
3. You must be 13 years old or older to be eligible.
4. Holiday World & Splashin' Safari employees (and their immediate family members) are not eligible. (Quit complaining! You earn plenty of free tickets during the season - let these other nice folks win some tickets once in a while.)
5. To enter, post your Dummy Dialogue as a comment here on this HoliBlog post. Don't worry if it doesn't show up right away, we moderate our comments. And we sometimes nap between 2 and 4am.
6. To be eligible, you must include your email address in the "email field." It won't show up publicly in your post, but it's how we'll notify you if you win.
7. Only one entry per blog "comment." If you're so incredibly witty that you have three entries, then you must post three separate comments. Don't get carried away, though; you're not that funny.
8. This contest runs through 12 noon CDT on Monday, April 2.
9. The judges' decision is final*.
* ... and we're no dummies!
Comments
Did that satisfy your "hunger
Did that satisfy your "hunger" for the coaster games??? If not, let's head on over to the VOYAGE !!
"I can't believe they made us
"I can't believe they made us face the Raven unarmed!"
Dummy Dialogue
Dummy 1: Oh man, I am so scared!
Dummy 2: Yeah, my arms feel a little numb!
Dummy 1: Ummm...
Dummy 2: Oh......awkward...
Test Dummies....
What did one dummie say to the next dummie....
Did you remember your copy of rollercoasters for dummies????
I really hope this doesn't
I really hope this doesn't mess up my hair......
Dummy Dialogue
Did you see the look on my face during the first drop?
That was so awesome that I
That was so awesome that I STILL can't feel my arms!
"I am so glad we left our
"I am so glad we left our stuff in the locker those guys in front of us lost everything."
Happy Happy Joy Joy
I am Soooooooooooooo glad Holiday World offers free sunscreen, do you remember what happened last year at Bushgardens.
guy in front "hold on to your
guy in front "hold on to your rear"
guy in back "wait we don't have a rear"
Other guy in back "we can't hold on Peorid"
All together "ahhhhh"
Dummy Dialogue
"You better hold on."
Someone quick! Did I use to
Someone quick! Did I use to have arms???!!!
"Umm.....no. None of us did."
Now THATS a relief!!! I thought I lost them back there! Well....since that's ok...LETS GO AGAIN!
Please remain seated until
Please remain seated until the ride has stopped, keep your hands & arms on the coaster at all times........
Splashin' Safari
"You're looking a bit pale. After this maybe we should go to Splashin' Safari."
Pic
"I can't wait to see the looks on our faces in the picture!"
Coaster Time!!
Dude, Game Plan! We're gonna ride the coaster, NO Hands, NO Shirt, and a completely BLANK expression on our faces!! We got this, man!
Ever hear of being scared
Ever hear of being scared silly? I think the guys in front of us just found out
" see I told ya they would
" see I told ya they would steal the front seat! Next time call shot gun dude!"
THAT WAS SCARY DUDE....did
THAT WAS SCARY DUDE....did you pee your pants or did they forget to put your plugback in???
Contest!
"How many times do we have to test this ride? It's safe already....You don't even have to hold on to stay in!"
Quote the Raven, Nevermore! ;)
Uh, Dude?.....I'm afraid to
Uh, Dude?.....I'm afraid to look down....
Passed out
Man we've got it good here, Bob. Those crash test dummies at the other place have no idea. Bob? Bob? Passed slick out on the first go and how many more? I told you about that passing out stuff. Geez.
For the month of April, our
For the month of April, our family was chosen at our parish to pray for vocations, which basically means we were presented with a special crucifix and special prayers for us to pray as a family for VOCations. Of course our little ones got a little confused and thought that we were chosen to pray for VACations. So of course what did they want to pray for? A trip to Holiday World!
Holiblog reply
"Hey, Johnny, what do you say we ditch those two stiffs and ride it again?"
they really should make these
they really should make these carts bigger, my arms and legs are a little cramped in here.
Joke Contest
"Quit staring at that girl in front of us, Frank! She's all silicone!"
Dummy Dialogue
Hahaha DUDE! I can't believe how loud you screamed on that hill!! I wish I could have seen the look on your face!!!
Are you OK? You look a
Are you OK? You look a little pale!
Hey you know what bob, no
Hey you know what bob, no what bob, this Holiday world is one cool place, But it says keep hands and feet in the ride, and well we dont have those so guess we just bob along .
B
PSSSST, Dude, I think you
PSSSST, Dude, I think you need to check your pants!
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