Dentist: How do I know you? You look familiar...

Me: Ummm....myoowaaa....

Dentist: Did I go to school with one of your kids?

Me: (thinking) Do I look that old?!

Dentist: I don't know...your name is familiar, too...

Me: (once the instruments of torture are removed from my mouth) Did you ever work at Holiday World?

Dentist: Oh, that's it! Gosh that was a long time ago, but I do remember you. Now this won't hurt a bit...

Me: (thinking) You liked me, right? 'cause if I did anything to tick you off, tell me now!