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The other day, in the dentist's chair...
26 March 2008 - 3:07pm
Dentist: How do I know you? You look familiar...
Dentist: Did I go to school with one of your kids?
Me: (thinking) Do I look that old?!
Dentist: I don't know...your name is familiar, too...
Me: (once the instruments of torture are removed from my mouth) Did you ever work at Holiday World?
Dentist: Oh, that's it! Gosh that was a long time ago, but I do remember you. Now this won't hurt a bit...
Me: (thinking) You liked me, right? 'cause if I did anything to tick you off, tell me now!