Back in February of 2007, a delicious opportunity for a pun presented itself:

It was the day our Turkey Whirl ride arrived.

That first piece coming off the truck looked so cold.

Cold turkey.

Wondered if those guys were all daring each other to touch their tongue to it, a la Schwartz and the flagpole in A Christmas Story. 

Matt, our controller (he's since been named a GM), couldn't wait to ride. The ride cycle on this "spinny" ride? The longer the better, he said.

Plucky fellow, our Matt.