Our friend Arthur Levine is the Theme Park "Guide" at About.com.

He loves puns.

And he's really good at finding less-obvious ones.

His weekly e-newsletter arrived this morning, bemoaning that from all he'd heard about The Voyage, he wouldn't be able to call it a "turkey."

So of course I emailed him.

Me: Hope you can carve out some time to come visit us this season.

Arthur: Sage advice. Now, if I can just get my schedule un-stuffed.

My hat (yes, the one with the big buckle) is off to you, Arthur.

But wattle happen to your Top 10 List after riding?