... then you're barking up the wrong tree!
We like to think of ourselves as family-friendly - a "G rated" park, if you will. And Happy Halloween Weekends will be the same.
This happy (and somewhat dentally disadvantaged) fellow arrived yesterday.
We'll call him Woodrow for now.
He arrived pale as a ghost, but let's go out on a limb and predict he just needs a little paint before he's ready to take his place in Holidog's 3D Halloween Adventure.
Woodrow is an interactive tree, but we don't expect him to pitch any apples (a la Wizard of Oz) at anyone. He'll have lots of fun with children of all ages who visit us weekends in October.
We hope you'll join us!