Our Call Center staff is still chuckling over this call that came in today:
Hello...I just bought a loaf of bread and saw your coupon on it, so I thought I'd call. Are you a bakery?
That really got a rise out of the Call Center.
My response would have been: "Sorry, sir...we don't get to loaf around enough to be a bakery."
I guess that's why I'm not allowed in the Call Center.