Will: I can't believe how many people watch The Colbert Report.
Me: And to think we'd never even heard of the guy until a month ago.
Will: (My daughter) Leah says her History teacher talks about him in class.
Me: And to think we'd never even heard of the guy until a month ago.
Will: I can't believe all these emails we've received with advice and good wishes.
Me: And to think we'd never even heard of the guy until a month ago.
Will: It's almost a cult thing. Stephen Colbert has all these fervent followers.
Me: Hmmmm.
Will: And to think we'd never even heard of the guy until a month ago.
Me: He's hip. They're hip. Will … face it, we're not hip.
