The plot thickens

They want to see for themselves.

Shoot their own footage.

Conduct more interviews.

Colbert is sending a crew.

Tomorrow.

I warned Wayne, our food services director, we might end up in Kringle’s.

I figure anyone on assignment for The Colbert Report, shooting footage about Santa Claus, will surely want to order an Elf Burger for lunch.

Or, if she’s not lactose intolerant, an Elf with Cheese.