How in the world did I accomplish anything before Google Alerts were invented?
Yesterday morning, my day came to a screeching halt when I received a Google Alert with a link to this article in TIME magazine.
Yes, TIME.
TIME's top ten coaster list only includes a few wooden coasters. And the highest ranked among them is our very own Voyage.

We're all so busy getting ready for Happy Halloween Weekends, there was hardly time for a Happy HoliDance, but we managed to squeeze one in – what a great moment in our history!
TIME Magazine gives Holiday World coaster high marks http://t.co/oBkqnGWCpu
— 14News (@14News) September 19, 2013
Let's all take a celebratory ride on TIME's #1 wooden roller coaster …