I’m sure many of you have noticed that our big announcement day is quickly approaching.
And I don’t think I’ve ever had such a great captive audience as I do right now. Because of this, I’ve had to be very meticulous with my word selection. Anything could mean something.
For instance, if I were to say this tease campaign has turned my normal life upside-down, people might assume we’re building some form of coaster that takes riders upside-down.
So I won’t say that.
But now I’m sure you see my dilemma. Part of the art here is learning where to let the occasional hint slide, and where to let the occasional potential misdirect drop.
It feels like an extra-long process now that everything here is going full-speed. While everything around me is going roughly a mile a minute, I’m sitting at my desk probably looking far too concentrated, trying to decide between using the word slide or drop.
This responsibility I have right now as HoliBlog staff writer has been elevated to priority number one in these next weeks because I have been given the authority to give a few things away.
I cannot express to you just how huge this responsibility is. It is One. Big. Thing.
I repeat: One. Big. Thing.
This secret is getting harder and harder to contain (thankfully we only have less than two weeks now).
I will say this, though: this is our biggest investment to date.
By far. And it’s One. Big. Thing.
Not a new section with a bunch of new rides, just one massive piece of awesome.
When you finally find out what it is, you’re going to flip.
Wait, I won’t say that.